I don't think there's ever been a game more specifically-not-made-for-me, but it's going to be interesting to watch people's reactions play out. 

You know what... Now that I’m married, I have very little time to play games. I was waiting for the reviews of this game to decide whether to get MediEvil or this. Now I know for sure I’m getting MediEvil.

Yeah but he did a thing wrong one time so he’s pretty much the worst person ever.

Say ted drewes. say it. 

“Look, I’m from Boston...”

There is no way Donald Trump attends Game 5.

$500?!? Either you live in the Arctic, keep all your windows/doors wide open or your house is YUGE!

Good thing they signed Paul Goldschmidt at 31 years old and has shown signs of declining to a 5 year deal $130million deal. Oh and then he goes out and has his worst year since 2012 and goes 1/16 in the LCS. The Cardinals will probably win 85 games next year and still be annoying though. 

Lazy take, dude, considering a couple of the Cards’ all time heroes are Gibson and Ozzie. StL gave proper appreciation to Andujar and Lou Brock. Yadi is more beloved than anyone else on the team.

Yeah, lots of racist shitlords in the huge geography of Cards’ fandom, but the Cards are hardly some White Power cult’s fever…

Kotaku remains deep in Epic money.

My ex-wife hated casual-dining places not because the food was reheated or any of that but because “if we’re gonna eat fast food, let’s just go to Del Taco and pay fast food prices instead of spending $40.”

“I am the wokest one there is! GIMME MY FUCKING PRIZE! MASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON OR THE BAD GUYS WIN!”

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

Sometimes they’re just a way to scare your stupid little kids away from the river/woods/train tracks so they don’t drown/get lost/get run over.

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

We have seen how basketball can be an important form of people-to-people exchange that deepens ties between the United States and China.

YES! I came to make this same point.

I know how you feel. My son asked me why his mother and I are no longer together. I told him that I felt that “The Mist of Avalon” arc in the show Gargoyles was overrate and wasn't as good as the earlier seasons. 

I actually enjoy hazies, but I’m at the point where they all taste the same. I gave up on the limited, stand in line, $10/can releases because they taste so similar to the hazy that was popular last month that’s languishing on the shelf because it isn’t the shiny new thing.

LOL seriously!