so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

It was the only way to be sure

How does anyone recover from that?

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

This was my exact thought. How on earth do they find any women to serve on such juries?!?

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

Stealing your man since 1928.

FABULOUS, darling. Baddie Winkle is fabulous and that’s all anyone really needs to know.

It’s almost time for your morning pudding, grandpa. Let’s get you back over to Deadspin for your snack and nap.

Well they had to keep running cause a winner don’t quit on themselves.

He wants so bad for the public to to give him credit for being a champion of diversity

That's all a girl can ask for!

Just make sure you have adequate ventilation. The fumes from that thing...

Burn it. Burn it!!!

Is it wrong to find him attractive this way?

Winona Ryder-era Damon would never have done that.

It’s actually a parasite, and he doesn’t even know it’s there; in addition to acting as an anticoagulant, the thing’s saliva also numbs the site where it’s inserted its barbed proboscis so the host doesn’t notice and try to dislodge it.