Youguise
youguise
6/14/18
12:18 PM
15

What a giant fucking waste of time. Are they too busy writing things like, “so-and so’s name is an anagram with the word boner in it” to do some actual fucking writing?

4/5/18
6:33 PM
7

There is a lot of flip-flop (and feet) anxiety that I have never understood. I just don’t have strong feelings about feet, dirty feet, clean feet, footwear, lack of footwear, plastic or rubber footwear, etc. It’s all fine with me.

3/28/18
4:32 PM
7

When I was in culinary school, I had a chef who was a legit genius when it came to cakes (as in other people who taught the class would tell you how lucky you were to get into his section rather than theirs). He told us the story of a woman calling to ask for a custom cake for a wedding—a standing horse. He told her Read more

1/26/18
9:19 PM
13

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. I am so sick and fucking tired of hearing about every. little. fucking. thing. that. hillary. did. SHE IS NOT PRESIDENT. LET’S MOVE ON. Read more