How did no more student loan debt not at least make it the final four? What the fuck is wrong with everyone here?

Unless Demi Lovato got a neck tattoo...I don’t think that’s her in the top image?

6 months from now there will be an article on Jezebel about Dunham doing something good, and the comment section will be filled with things like “I don’t understand why she gets so much hate” and “we’re far too hard on women for not being perfect” and “something-something working through her internalized misogyny”.…

You sold me. I’ll try this.

Ok, I fully, FULLY support her flipping Trump’s motorcade the bird. WHOLLY justified and appropriate. With that said, I’ve started giving the thumbs-down instead of the finger while driving, and it’s kind of awesome. You catch people off-guard—they can’t get as mad, but it still communicates your displeasure (and an…

If you have to say it’s not a pyramid scheme....it’s probably a pyramid scheme.

My list: Tetley tea in the restaurant sized box from Costco, Girl Guides chocolatey mint cookies, Motherhood Maternity leggings (not just for pregnancy!), and cats.

Imagine the emphasis on your emotions! They’re like face exclamation points!

Whoever drinks sugar free lime red bull really needs to know that is not an acceptable thing.

OMG! I need those eyebrows - can you imagine having FOUR? (2 above the existing ones). Sexual harassment deterrent.

I’m here to bitch because the header stories on Jez contain not one but two pics of Harvey Weinstein (plus bonus asshole Steve King) and I’m tired of seeing his fat fucking face and that makes that not an Acceptable Thing.

Hot Take: Oprah’s Favorite Things seems kind of pointless without a studio full of middle aged moms treating a free Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan like it’s some kind of religious experience.

LA Times published an article on Brett Ratner too!

It certainly looks like they used a mold to make those two ugly fuckers. interesting that they even have similar sexual assault modus operandi. I can’t even imagine having anyone come at me like that, but these ugly fucks make it an even bigger horror show.

Is ‘We keep things fun and spicy’ the celebrity marriage advice equivalent of ‘I just drink a lot of water’ for health?

Is in me or do Toback and Weinstein both look like they were assembled from a bargain-outlet Mr Potato Head kit?

Is it just me, but as soon as I heard the Jeremy Piven news, I was totally on board, “like yeah, he did that shit.”

Not saying much though.

shade?

Ugh, Selena, nooooo, just say “boy, bye” and be done with it. For all our sakes.