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What a giant fucking waste of time. Are they too busy writing things like, “so-and so’s name is an anagram with the word boner in it” to do some actual fucking writing?

Yes, blend it bitch!

Saturday is walking/jogging hopefully 8+ miles (I’m doing a half marathon in like 3 weeks—please kill me). Read more

This was one of the early uses of music videos to tell a whole story.
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There is a lot of flip-flop (and feet) anxiety that I have never understood. I just don’t have strong feelings about feet, dirty feet, clean feet, footwear, lack of footwear, plastic or rubber footwear, etc. It’s all fine with me.

OMG. I AM DYING.

I WOULD TRY. Maybe like above the waist stuff only. Lots of nip work.

How did no more student loan debt not at least make it the final four? What the fuck is wrong with everyone here?

When I was in culinary school, I had a chef who was a legit genius when it came to cakes (as in other people who taught the class would tell you how lucky you were to get into his section rather than theirs). He told us the story of a woman calling to ask for a custom cake for a wedding—a standing horse. He told her… Read more

Unless Demi Lovato got a neck tattoo...I don’t think that’s her in the top image?

And another thing! I can spend money on skincare AND books AND shoes! Because I have a real job that doesn’t pay me based how much clickbait I write. Read more

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. I am so sick and fucking tired of hearing about every. little. fucking. thing. that. hillary. did. SHE IS NOT PRESIDENT. LET’S MOVE ON. Read more