i immediately pictured them holding hands and dressed like the girls in The Shining. “Frightening unison” is an amazing phrase that expresses so much.

This is simply amazing and fabulous, and I love him more than ever. :)

I woke up and read this story on CNN. It left me teary and angry. A young woman with opinions murdered by her own brother just for being a young woman with opinions. The waste, the loss... it’s hard to process. How does a society hope to thrive if it threatens half its members with murderous violence for the crime of…

Wonderful story. She deserved better than Apple Chancery.

Why would you do this

Come on, Kara, you know you missed this mug!

Always repost. This is the world they want to return us to, the world of back-alley abortions and desperate women doing desperate things, and often dying as a result:

This was hilarious to watch play out in real time. I snorted loudly at work. Of course, then I had to try to explain “delete your account” to someone who wasn’t Twitter-literate (Twitterate?), which was not entirely successful.

Done! We’ll be in every Walmart before you know it!

“Pedafile” sounds like something you buy to remove calluses on your feet.

Marie looked scared to death of her, so I’m surprised she would dare to incur LeeAnn’s wrath by repeating it, but it certainly looks like she did. Tiffany is way too entrenched with LeeAnn to have been the one to do it.

This must be a new definition of “comedy” of which I’d been previously unaware.

“A nearby surveillance camera shows multiple cars passing by the scene as Di Pietrantonio screamed for help. Monteleone notes that had someone stopped, her life might have been saved.”

Well, I too am a man (right there in my name). I understand that you have issues, and I feel for that. But I’d suggest that if you don’t see the differences on the pressures that society places on us versus the pressures that society places on our sisters that you may be a little shortsighted.

I’m trying to imagine the corresponding article in Discovery Boys.

Across the nation, Lizard People mourn their lack of representation and hiss darkly about not paying taxes anymore.

I would have liked to have heard Scocca’s take on the wiping matter. I mean, how exactly does one deal with Tom’s caca.

My gut tells me that Alex Jones has long since been murdered, probably by RBG, and replaced with a clockwork internet-conspiracy-meme-generator algorithm. You can set your watch by it at this point.

A friend sent me this story earlier today because we’ve both been on a soup kick. It’s winter, SOUP IS GLORIOUS. Ten words in I see “Detox” and “cleanse” and OH MY GOD THESE ASSHOLES ARE TRYING TO RUIN SOUP!!