You are way too angry about something so ridiculous. "Pathetic wannabe cools" makes you sound like you're a 15 year old boy who thinks he's the next Holden Caulfield.

Wow, humorless, pedantic, furious at anyone who dares to use words you personally have deemed unacceptable, AND so ridiculously out of touch that you are completely unaware of common slang. Bless your heart!

Forgive me for displeasing you, most exalted Sultan of Jokes. Please spare the lives of my wife and tiny tiny children! All the blame for the offense to your sensibilities falls on me, oh Eternal Leader.

Explaining jokes just ruins them. If you don't get it you don't need to get angry. It's not some convoluted smart people joke.

Husband empties the diaper pail - I'll empty his diapers, ooh la la. I mean, whatever that means.

Do jokes not exist on your planet? Sucks to be you guys.

Oh man, seeing you unclog the poopy toilet pipes totes makes me want you to unclog my poopy pipes.

Oh god in heaven, "LLAMA DRAMA" is making me so irrationally happy.

A Messed With Food posting would straight up wear out ALL of the fainting couches.

Based on the number of commenters who are ABSOLUTELY APPALLED that any server would mess with a person's food for ANY reason, that is ASSAULT and it is NEVER JUSTIFIED and LOTS OF OTHER WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS and other HORSESHIT, I'm going to assume a lot of people think no one would ever do this. Lol. OK.

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

last time i identified a comment i knew was going to go to shit they went and got all reasonable and personable and i am still mad about it so now i am just going to sit here and wait quietly.

I feel like I should wonder how Owl_is_lost feels about this whole news story, much in the way that people seem to worry about how Adultosaur will feel about Taylor Swift.

After all this time, I've finally had the revelation of how gross it is that he played an obstetrician... the access to vulnerable women, with drugs and...

Is this how Cosby writes? I give him a D-, because this shit makes NO SENSE.

this will never ever ever get old

Perceived danger vs actual risk to public health? Let's break this down for him in the simplest possible terms:

Will you visit us in GT? Is that against the rules?

AM I BOVVERED? AM I BOVVERED? LOOK AT THIS FACE! JE SUIS BOVVERED?