Uuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hey Jussie: Fuck you.

I thought this was going to be a lot trollier than it is, but this is weirdly wholesome? I like it! Keep doing this, Jack Black. <3

Originally this was just going to be a Tweet where Trump assured everyone that he definitely fucks.

They just told him that’s what they put out and put this out instead. Not like that idiot can read anyway.

I will say, a vague silver lining of the whole Trump thing with the media is that an emphasis on fact checking and doing research is actually taking hold on a national level.

We sort of have a hard time remembering, even though it was only a couple years ago, but you remember when the news basically didn’t bother with…

We gotta go for what happens on the apology tour as the next leg of betting,

All odds are of the utterance being made, or a close approximation:

“What I said isn’t who I am.” - 2:1
“I’m rededicating myself to [Religion/Charity/Something supposedly unassailable without actually addressing anything]” 4:1
“I’m talking with…

So of all the dominoes to fall so far, Cohen seems to be the one most interested in actually making some attempt at salvaging his humanity.

At least if we go down the list.

Compare to Manafort, who these days just looks like Muller reached in and took his soul like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat.

And we’ve got Stone,…

My big issue with this, if it’s the case, is that this completely chops off legitimate instances of this occurring at the knees in favor of this prick who thinks he wants to get in on some of that sweet, sweet sympathy action.

But of course, doesn’t want to actually go through any of the bad stuff people get sympathy fo…

My absolute favorite thing about this is Carlson’s full-bore demonstration of the true core of every lillywhite millionaire who’s never suffered a day of hardship in his entire life, but secretly thinks he’s a nuthair away from becoming The Punisher “if you push me”.

They totally expect you to believe this of them as…

oh my god.

Basically using your power over someone to coerce them into allowing a sexual assault, often as a pattern of behavior. Versus, say, forcing yourself on someone through violence alone as a spur of the moment decision.

Think the difference between a crime of passion and premeditated. It’s still bad either way, but the…

I mean I know nothing about Smollett, I think like everyone else for the most part I’m learning about the man for the first time due to his increasingly-bizarre story here that’s being reported on.

I think you’re right about the narcissists being the only ones who think feigning victimhood for attention in a really…

That’s exactly what myself and a lot of people are so confused about. What was the rationale behind this? On the surface it seems like such a pointlessly self-destructive move that the amount of effort he put into it is genuinely confusing.

Was it an attempt to win back a jilted lover with sympathy? (...I guess, but…

.....Awwww! This is so sweet!

I honestly didn’t know much about this guy until now. I’m not a fashion person in the way I’d imagine Langerfeld wasn’t much of a video game person (the field I work in). I’d imagine we’d have had about similar levels of “That is the stupidest fucking shit I have ever seen someone actually enjoy and this person must…

On the one hand: Wow, that’s disgusting!

...What weird tone? He made exactly the point you just did.

Seconding the cop brotherhood thing. I’ve got two in the family on my wife’s side. One is an older boomer and everything that comes with that but by and large is a legitimately sweet guy. The other, his nephew, thinks he’s the Punisher and we’re all half-expecting to see him on the news having used lethal force in a…

They don’t trust the cops, basically. If journos can confirm what was on it first AND that it was then turned over to the police, you can’t make it disappear as easily.

As far as child porn charges go, possession, creation and distribution is a crime but merely viewing the material is not in and of itself illegal per se…

The mirror room in Silent Hill 3. Especially if you stand in it for too long.

I do not want to spoil it for anyone who hasn’t experienced it. If you don’t care about spoilers, I’m sure Google has you covered.

For those of us who didn’t know what was going to happen and went in blind?

Ugh.

I have never run in fear in a…