Given the minimal head movement of the bison versus the airspeed on that poor kid, I’m just grateful that bison wasn’t more pissed. I think in terms of Bison Power that child-launching flick of the head was a midly-annoyed “shoo”.

If it had really wanted to, I bet it could’ve put that kid into the tree branches. Good…

I don’t think Lord Cheetus remembers much these days, if his brain-stew ramblings are anything to go by. I think the GOP knows he’s going to eventually going to become so curmudgeonly and confused by everything that he’s not even going to be handy as a Useful Idiot for much longer. That’s why even the die-hards are…

Yeah, because people definitely want to pay money to buy tickets to listen to two hyperwealthy boomers with wildly inflated senses of their own continued cultural relevance complain onstage about how they can’t use slurs anymore so comedy must be dead.

Good plan guys I’m sure this will sell super well.

“Second they are not a publisher and therefore by law as a platform and self proclaimed platform in public as well, have to allow all speech, period end of discussion.”

Look at how dumb you are.

You could’ve saved yourself some time and just wrote what you mean, bruh: “I’m gonna get banned for screaming the N word at people in the Crucible and I’m salty about it. :(“

Cool.

Oh yeah, you’re an incel.

That’s not a crime in and of itself? But ask yourself “Why am I so easy to spot as an incel whenever I make comments online?”

There’s a very good reason for it.

Never worked a corporate job, eh?

“Why is ladyboner superhero man not also silent so I can wank without being reminded of politics?”

Good article.

Hhhuh. That looks pretty good!

I mean I wish I had more to comment on, but I expected it to look fucking stupid and it doesn’t? So...Yep.

I read the full article and man, that is a lot of “PLAYERS JUST DIDN’T UNDERSTAND OUR GAME, IT’S THEIR FAULT NOT OURS AND VALVE SHOULD’VE HELD THE LINE INSTEAD OF MAKE ADJUSTMENTS WHEN IT DIDN’T TAKE OFF”. He reiterates, a few times, that there had been a lot of internal testing, which is...Not the point. And not why…

Yahr no fackin’ cawp!

I mean not gonna lie I had to look at the author to see whether this was a Fancy Kristen thing or not.

This is how I learned to drive stick.

Every time I stopped, I put my foot on the dead pedal to get used to having to have the clutch in at a stop. Then that graduated to putting it in neutral at red lights.

There wasn’t really a good way to emulate having to learn how to launch from a stop with a manual so I did the…

Fun stuff re: Big Japanese Businesses.

So, we all have a pretty good mental image of the stereotypical out of touch megawealthy boomer businessman who still thinks it’s the 80s and is used to having everyone and everything bend to gratify their ego, right? And we’ve seen firsthand what happens when people like that…

Yeah dude has the early stages of dementia, as a bunch of other people on here are claiming. You only need to see that shit once to immediately identify it.

That whole stunt where he took staffers out to attest to how calm he claimed to be? That’s as much for his own benefit as anyone else’s because chances are pretty…

Huh. That’s...Actually pretty thoughtful of him. It’s definitely something he didn’t have to do, but he decided it was a nice gesture. Good for Ninja.

It almost feels weird to say that.

I hope we get to say it more about him.

So, like... Are we supposed to be anything besides repulsed by this person, orrrrr...?

I get that this is a pretty low-effort post that doesn’t add much to the discussion, but “Awful out-of-touch Boomer who would benefit everyone by finally dying” doesn’t offer much discussion besides “Soon, god willing.”

Nah, seriously, lighten up Francis. Maybe smoke a joint or something.

It’s almost like conservatives like to crow about “freedom” when they really mean “we like to be able to tell people what to do”.

I forget his name, but: You remember when that Republican official tried to “cut the crap” and be all like “I mean...Nobody’s really going to bed worried about being able to feed their kids in America, right? I mean, that’s just not an actual thing that happens, let’s be real here.” All like ha ha, okay, fake-poors,…