Like other adults, the sexual orientation of a cartoon character is not a defining characteristic of my life and has no particular bearing on it, and I really don’t care that much per se.

What I *do* care about is

a) Representation in a fairly natural way when there’s been a huge lack of it is a good thing for humanity…

It’s crazy that this guy’s charisma and charm are so practiced and smooth that he has at least two, I mean, basically they’re harems? Women held against their will for the pure sexual gratification of the king, and constantly being convinced by everyone invovled that it’s an honor to be there.

He’s not only horrible…

Looks like Punisher had an account with a nondescript female name on it to play on the down low. One of the uses for this was probably so he could do legally-grey-area-type shit without causing drama. (Sometimes you wanna boost your friends — hence the “account was used for things we don’t support” line.)

You are named after a Star Wars character.

I like the (almost certainly true) story behind this: Harrison Ford was so unbelievably annoyed at the Studio’s insistence that he record the VO narration that he intentionally did a horrible job hoping they wouldn’t use it.

They did.

Nah; that makes it sound like you’ve elected shitting on other people’s hobbies and fighting with them over it as  your hobby. Pass.

And while we’re at it, to everyone else who is all “Wuhh, video games aren’t a think I understand so they’re stupid forever no matter what and I’m right and no amount of new information…

does some type of thing with “Philadelphia Fusion,” which is not the shuttered exurb outpost of a Univision holding but some kind of “esports team” having to do with the “Overwatch League.”

To the guy who said “at least it’s proof he typed it” no he fucking didn’t, that orange jizz towel can’t read; the person he’s dictating the tweets to is also just an incompetent idiot and/or couldn’t possibly give less of a shit what president Wario is flapping his gross mouth hole about and/or did it on purpose…

WHAT. 33. Thirty three. Human years, generally understood to be the number of times the planet has revolved around the sun since you were born. He is that many of those units of time old.

NO.

That cannot be. YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING RIGHT

It’s a swing state!

I sincerely doubt she had the option, considering all the media stuff going on around it.

The fact that’s elected not to give them flu shots isn’t thrilling to hear about.

I mean it’s not much of a stretch to think her mind went “they’re already vaccinated but flu shots are also shots like vaccines so maybe also…

This has been the subject of discussion on the weekend work Slack. The departments with the more Trump-heavy folks apparently are voicing their generic dislike of it but in a way that’s signalling their disinterest in even playing this game anymore.

Complaints about SNL’s Trump coverage has gone from indignant,…

HI STEPHEN YOU’RE JUST DRAWING ATTENTION TO IT BY TRYING TO HIDE IT; EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS YOU’RE BALD AND NOBODY CARES. It is not why nobody will sleep with you.

Strong “meh”.

Okay let’s not beat around the bush too-too much: She’s pretty not-great at decision making and doesn’t seem terribly, um, fact-driven when it comes to her worldviews.Like, just based on this article, what’s the over/under on her thoughts on vaccination, you think?

I’m glad she’s doing well, I don’t wish…

Ah, Arizona. AKA Florida 2.

I mean, he would.

Satan’s much bigger on the self indulgence option than the demonstrative adherence to the moral high ground by refusing to patronize those you disagree with tactic.

That said, Satan doesn’t actually exist; that restaurant does, and casually boycotting it because they are a company owned by insanely…

I mean...Yes, but what was he supposed to do?

I mean I’ve never watched the guy’s videos, don’t plan on it, and frankly couldn’t care less if he goes broke tomorrow, but like...

Of his options, between not addressing it at all, doing what he did, or trying to appease his old fans by returning to his former ways, I…

I’m glad he got elected.

It was the Boomers showing their whole hand in a furious response to Obama; this is it. This is the worst they have. This is every last authoritarian core-of-the-earth shout from the bottoms of their souls that they could muster against their own decaying authority.

And fucking look at him.

They…

For the shitting love of christ, Boomers, it is seriously neither that hard, nor that fucking confusing. You’re just calling someone what they’d like to be called that’s it that’s all it is stop making it a million times more fraught than it is holy fuck.

IT IS NOT HARD.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS CONTINUES TO BE SUCH…

Okay, she’s clearly not in her right mind, and the fact that she seemed to not really have any concept of having to account for this later was gonna be a thing, which screams Actually Mentally Ill.