Sooooo....I mean this sounds dire, but what happens now? We just kinda wait to see what Muller rolls out I guess? Is this the boil point at which the GOP turns on him and outs him before he takes anyone else down with him? (Is that point kinda moot by now?)

So about four and a half hours of standing and yelling at people is how long she made it, eh? She wouldn’t make it through a single day at McDonald’s.

Try working there for years and get back to us before anyone’s even going to pretend to give a fuck about your “protest” you dumb twat.

Need a spine to sit up straight.

So, either Mariah Smith was/is hella thirsty for Nick Jonas and this was a tone-deaf gripe piece her editors let through because they’re idiots, or her editors themselves thought their readers would be hella thirsty for Nick Joans, and had her write a gripe piece because they’re idiots.

Tracks pretty good.

This tracks pretty damn good, honestly, and I wanna just roll with this and assume that investigation into the allegations is going to turn up...Well, basically what you just said. Misguided and definitely cringey attempts at having an affair that are less “sexual predator” and more “wow Neil you are phenominally…

And then has a psychotic break with reality whilst installed in the...spine-based womb/cockpit(?) of a hybridized alien god clone that absorbed his mom, the kaballic tree of life appears in the sky because Reasons, and everyone turns into orange jello while this song plays about how killing yourself is awesome.

Agreed. I think the biggest thing he’s not getting is that in order for anyone to really take his “redemption” seriously, he has to show that he comprehends why he was put in time out in the first place.

Instead, he’s treating it like a prison sentence to be served and that’s that, we’re all good now, right? I’m a free…

Nailed it. I’m not happy the guy died at all. Honestly besides the religious thing he seemed sweet enough from everything I’ve seen so far, and who knows what personal trauma/experience/upbringing beyond his control that was compelling him in that direction.

On the other hand: Dude. You very very clearly are not wanted…

Addendum to the above since I can’t edit it:

Dudes who said/are about to say something to the effect of “I prefer women without makeup”: Hi! I am also a male, and I am married happily in my mid 30's; your reaction is what my reaction would have been when I was an undersexed late teens/early 20s guy, and I would have been confused and probably a bit exasperated…

Like how guns and trucks go with tiny dicks, gotcha.

Why is it always a cabal of dummies with weak chins, eyes that are precariously close together and undefined jawlines?

You’re not missing much. Either from the movie or the people.

I like how the male lion is just like “Awesome I’m dead”.

I mean, I think that’s the correct response here because jesus fucking christ that is terrifying

Exactly my thought. This felt like a subtle way of adding that she’s been affected as well, and also letting the person who did it know that she hasn’t forgotten, and the winds are changing rapidly.

I honestly have no idea what you’re on about, no. You tried to make some vague distinction about Publishers making money vs. Developers being paid by publishers which didn’t make very much sense at all and makes it pretty evident that you’re just saying words you’ve heard other people say BUT I think your point was…

You know Telltale was its own publisher, right, Mr. I-Totally-Get-How-This-Works-Better-Than-You?

Weird definition of “politics”.

The reason they got mad at you was because the idea behind piracy being bad is you’re taking away sales money from the folks who created it; clearly that isn’t the case here and the only folks who would profit are the ones who should NOT get the money, so this is the exception to that…

The Renate thing has me proper howling, to be honest. Oh my fucking god how I wish I could be a fly on the wall when she found out about the Yearbook club.

I like to think it hit her in stages.
First, “oh my god those mother fuckers”
Then, “wait, didn’t I just sign a letter about how Kavanaugh wasn’t a total scumbag?”
Fol…

90% of this dude’s (ample) free time in the years since high school have been spent on the “Interracial” tab of PornHub.
And, um, wait: