Yeah. Although the mini doesn’t look much like the original.

Yep! Let’s bring this on who it deserves to be brought on: The one who thought calling the cops as her Trump Card was never gonna wear out.

I dunno, when you make comparisons to that effect, particularly when you say stuff like

These all sound like reasons to see it. Whaddaya got against ninja psychics?

In case anyone’s wondering whether the goofy earnestness on the part of everyone involved here, up to and including Andrew’s facial expressions, is intentional:

Yes. Very.

He knows when to deploy it to full effect, too.

It ain’t “harmless” if it’s costing a company a ton of money in CS work, downtime, etc. That counts as damages, and that’s definitely a thing that’s illegal and you can be prosecuted for.

If you go physically chain the door to a store closed every night, forcing the folks who own the store to cut through your chain…

Thanks for this.

All these dudes think it’s a good idea to go on TV and go “Well what the fuck, this is no fun when we’re in trouble! I mean look let’s be real here the law was never supposed to apply to rich white people because then it’s like aaghfrheuagunFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCK” and we’re all gonna be like “Oh okay yeah that’s a good…

By “retire” you mean “return to her coffin to rest for another 100 years”, right?

You guys keep showing pictures of him making a face like that, and it’s been bugging me, because I’ve seen that look before. I figured it was just a normal Glenn Beck/Alex Jones/Trump bug-eyed Adderall stare, but then it struck me.

...HA! Oh shit you’re right.

I guess some of those punches landed a bit more than they’d like us to think. If only pointing out that everyone is well aware that she’s constantly lying would have the same effect.

C’mon Sanders, mix it up for everyone and just air the pee tape, uncut and with no warning, right at the…

All this could have been avoided by not marrying Donald Trump for the money and just hoping he’d be dead by now.

Admittedly this was probably a safe-ish bet when she took it (are any of us not surprised the dude hasn’t keeled over by now?) but nonetheless, sympathy is limited to put it mildly.

I think chances are pretty good this was Laidlaw’s entire plan behind releasing Epistle 3. I mean, Black Mesa happened, and the tools have only gotten better since then. Not to mention the fanbase is now fully convinced that it’s never gonna happen any other way, which Laidlaw apparently cosigned with that letter.

Fuck…

This is the revised version. It took him a few attempts to not say “Hotburger” and “Hamdog” without crashing and needing a reboot.

I’m convinced Trump’s entire interview process for who he trusts is based around the participant’s willingness to wear an Ivanka wig and swallow without vomiting.

The only time I’ve ever seen someone make that face in a public setting is when they went to sneak a fart out and got a Dutch Surprise instead.

I’m gonna roll with that assumption here and just say Rudy shit himself on live television.

I... really don’t want to defend Roseanne. Wishing a campus “gets nuked” is oh so slightly a few degrees off from wishing a meteor would hit it, though.

Well, lucky for you, you’ve got a few options here then.

1. Skim the internet, educate yourself about a new thing, and find out how much that “junk” is actually worth at a glance. Neo Geo AES games (like the eight in the banner image) sold for ~$400 new. The price on several of them also tended to go up over time,…

Okay, 222 milli grams per skull. Whew. I mean, that’s a lot, but as a pretty dedicated THC enthusiast in my post-college years, it’s definitely not the most insane thing you can buy, and folks who regularly partake will probably be fine. I was happily wolfing down 300mg in one go and then going to the movies and being…

I think Trump just forgot what “sports” were halfway through making the list, and then forgot he was making a list and just began pointing at random names on whatever list of candidates he’d been given until his handlers patted him on the head and told him what a good boy he was.

To be fair to him, it’s hard to…