Yeah, no — nice try.

Now you're just presuming to be the arbiter of good reasons and motives. If you've ever eaten even a little more animal flesh than you absolutely needed to at the time to survive, and you did it for your own pleasure, then you really don't get to cast that stone.

Thank you. And to clarify my admittedly petty aversion to the trendy use of the abbreviation "guac," the reason I wish people wouldn't use it is that guacamole is guacamole because it's "mole" (sauce) made from "aguacates" (avocados). Chop the "mole" part off and you're basically just saying a shortened form of…

Doug Deadmoon's story doesn't exactly fit with the others. The customers sound terrible, but the fault was absolutely with the restaurant, and when you work in customer service and you fuck up, you don't simply insist to the customers that your fuckup was "understandable," and put the onus on them to be forgiving.…

The first story pretty much made me cum it was so awesome, but this is the unfortunate part:

And as a result, I live in a near state of panic over the fact that he is bankrupting me via tissue usage.

A random person who nobody knows of or cares about interrupted a Q&A session that a bunch of famous people probably just had to do out of promotional obligations and didn't want to be at anyway, so she can grab some attention and show off her relationship to the world and maybe get Internet famous. The Q&A session was…

I have no idea why anyone is comfortable with a panel of millionaires laughing at vulnerable people.

You're being accused of being a douchey self-appointed travel ethnologist and using your status as a Westerner living in a foreign country to speak on its behalf and make broad generalizations about it. The fact that you live in the Middle East is only interesting if you tell us actual factual details or specific…

The whole comment is literally explaining the reason, but okay.

Oh my holy Jesus tapdancing Christ on a trike, how does anybody pay you to write words?

Sounds like you should probably move.

I appreciate the attempt at apologism for the awful picture that was not meant to be an awful picture, but even if it's "a cilantro-lime crema," (that almost hurt my actually-Mexican fingers to type, it's so goddamned white hipstery), it only raises the question of why the hell is there no guacamole (it's "guacamole,"…

I am sad for you.

Oh, good, a regime that's not only bloodthirsty, murderous, disrespects human rights and cultural legacy, but is also completely unstable and ready at any moment to give way to another ten years of civil war! You're right, that is positive!

Dude, what's with the weird rant against the Daily Mail in the last two paragraphs? Yeah, their article is dumb, and yes the things you say are dumb about it are dumb, but your weirdly resentful adolescent take on it is almost as dumb as it is. It makes both of you sound like assholes watching the Hindenburg burn and…

It's "Micky Dees," you dumb, history-destroying cunts. Kill yourselves.

She also didn't "scream about feminism and the like." She wrote a review of restaurant that detailed behavior she witnessed that she felt was inappropriate.

I actually find almost any other explanation completely unbelievable.