That's good on you guys then. Very impressed. You're all very good people. You should be proud of yourselves. Thanks for sharing.

Uh, I don't know if you're speaking with the royal "we" or as a voice for women as some homogenized entity, but if it's the latter let me tell you from experience that you do switch. You just lie to each other about it.

*opens post based on title that suggests thought-provoking and thoughtful insight and social-engagement, or at least not self-absorbed navel-gazing*

*reads "I feel grumpy. Maybe it's too late for me to be up."*

*closes tab*

I don't know whether straightforward racism is better than cowardly subtextual racism, but at least it's different. Good work?

Nah that's cool. You're all right.

It would be incredibly mysterious if I had said those things in a vacuum — I agree. I think you'll find the answers you seek if you, uh, read what I was responding to. You know? Your own words?

Exactly. You have nothing to offer back. Suck a dick, son.

Just because you want to have a certain argument so bad that you're inventing my positions for me and then responding furiously to "my" (your own) points does not mean I have to go along with the argument. I'm not responding to your questions because they have nothing to do with what I'm saying.

You asked about a…

As you seem to think...

Weird that you can still talk with your foot that far in your mouth.

What question are you answering?

Uh. Fluent in Japanese, here. But do go on embarrassing yourself.

Yeah, which totally is relevant to gibberish English and white people with kanji tattoos. Got any more misreadings of history to share? Does the Rwandan genocide have something to do with white appropriation of hip hop culture?

Fair enough. I guess it's like peeing on the seat for a man, though with a somewhat more self-destructive outcome.

You'd think you'd look before sitting down. I can't think of a single time I've sat on a toilet without making sure there was a seat to sit on first.

Yeah, it's totally the same thing. English and Japanese are equally prolific world languages, and have been spread through force and inequality through history an equal amount.

Good thing you found a comment that seemed to you like an excuse to turn into homeless man preaching on a streetcorner. What the fuck are you even talking about? Come back when you know how a discussion works. Or keep missing the days when you imagine shit no one here is talking about happened and something something…

It's an article showing plagiarism by partial exact word matches. You posted a comment with partial exact word matches to a popular web comic. People commented for laughs. What is the discussion, even?

Read the thread I guess?

It's triple funny because it's a close proprtion of "word-for-word" as the stuff in the article. It's quadruple funny because Kinja now puts every new comment at the bottom, not necessarily under the comment it was responding to. You're not on trial; chill out.