Well, to start with, you start reframing the scenario. You're a catch. You know you're a catch. But just know there're going to be lots of people who will focus on one small aspect about you and assume that this is all you are… and these are people you aren't going to want to date in the first place. Here's the thing…

Desperately Seeking Samus

People who are experienced are gross? ;_;

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First and foremost: don't lose your head. It's easy to get caught up in the rush of a new relationship - especially if you don't have much experience with dating; your brain is literally being flooded with oxytocin and dopamine, lighting up the pleasure centers of your brain like a Daft Punk concert. As a result……

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But I was sorely mistaken, and now I don't know how good my judgement is for anything.

Jesus.

Okay dude.

Let's return to the point: I don't have a problem with being able to remotely exploded grenades in the world of Watch_Dogs and I think it's a silly thing to rail against. OK? Closing arguments?

What makes you think that just because you google where I live based on my timezone I have to then answer you? And what are you proving by guessing? Seriously, what conversation are you trying to have at this point? I really don't understand what you think you're doing. Okay, you didn't like that one part in…

You said that I'm acting as if. I contend that I was not acting as if. Jesus, man. Seriously, what are you doing?

Note: It's after midnight here. I'll read your undoubtedly sane and civil and proportionate response tomorrow.

You act as if I haven't written all this knowing full well it'll all be in public.

Sure, that's fairly accurate, except for the first sentence.

Feel free to share with friends.

I think I figured out what to do with this.

Holy shit. I thought you were against going personal? Those questions were that offensive to you?

I'm not angry. If I wanted to make it personal I would just call you a dumb cunt and be done with it, or make a lot of ignorant deductions about what your life must be like and fire them at you in the hopes that some of them will be close enough to the truth to make you feel bad about yourself and elevate me (like…

Oh my god.

No, I don't think that. I thought that the premise of the game asked me to suspend my disbelief about that and I did and everything worked out all right because fiction and video games. Also, do you always not understand irony, or is it just when talking to me?