Haha nah, I just don’t watch the version with Hayden. I’ve got my VHS tapes and I’m happy with them <3

Why don’t C3PO and R2D2 get medals? Why doesn’t Leia? Don’t be a stinky stinker.

How dare you. I love that song and I LOVE EWOKS. You hate Ewoks? You can go back to your KKK rally, you speciest bigot.

It’s much better when you hear Jabba’s name in ANH and ESB and you have no idea who he is or what he looks like. When you finally see him in RotJ it’s nothing like you imagined. (Assuming somehow you haven’t seen anything Star Wars related up until then)

Because it’s terrible.

You’re wrong.

Figures. Gawker is the scum of the Earth.

6) Great. But giving him more NOOOOOOOOOOs is wretched.

or an idiot

Why would he ever prefer to be Hayden?

Yeah, let’s ignore the whole bit about Luke saving him. You know, when he turns back to the Light before he dies.