Pretty sure human overpopulation will be that disaster, so enjoy.

Is that $30 a month worth missing catching lung cancer early when it might still be treated?

It’s a 10 year old Jeep Grand Cherokee charging a new Note 7. Even odds either could have caused the fire.

Beat it nerd

If you play a game for 50 hours and ask for a refund you are a lame ass.

I feel like some people are overlooking what’s included in this “DLC”... it’s huge. It’s not only new desert biomes, but new creatures and technologies... it also looks to be slightly more fantasy-based with elemental dragons, giant stone golems, a manticore, and a PRAYING MANTIS WITH SWORDS.

I like the believe Musk sabotaged the rocket in an attempt to save humanity for Facebook’s world domination plan.

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

Fine, fine, we’ll go back to the classic blue, because you gauche foreigners cannot appreciate the viridescence of Brazil’s postmodernist statement on aquatic competition. I suppose you want the toilets not to drain down the walls as well.

When this woman is inevitably fired for being an idiot, I am sure the internet will embrace her as a unique individual who simply wants to express herself.

The difference between Seattle man and Florida man is significant.

Kitty!!!

I didn’t realize it until just now, but I really, REALLY need a dystopian cat game. Like.... BADLY!

No, no. You are right. She's creepy as fuck.

10X creepier than the software is the dude’s voice/commentary.

Wow, that is pretty lenient. She can get out at 58 (or earlier) and live free for a good amount of time, which is a lot more of a chance at life than her victim got.

Honestly the Locos Tacos and IMHO are superior to the regular tacos from Taco Bell.

Yeah let’s ban cars and knives too since those kill more than guns per year too.

Mobile beer keg. Insulate the back, put in 3 or 4 kegs, have multiple taps on the side, have it beer festivals, back yard party's.