It’s almost like words are given meaning by more than just their strict dictionary definitions and grammar. 

Twitter is only as bad as your ability to follow good and cool people

They’re really. creepy. You can find examples on YouTube. In my case it was at a deserted beach at night and there was a sketchy empty car in the parking lot so my mind immediately went to “omg rape”. In general I think most of these things have a natural explanation, but it doesnt feel like that at the time...

I’ve called the cops because of a fox scream before. Very nicely, they did not laugh and just told me it was a fox.

The whole “but the super nintendo was EASY” thing is pretty dumb, imo. Of course it was easy. It did ONE THING. The games were TINY, and SIMPLE and didn’t require updates or any other shit.

Why does it seem like MRAs are moving inexorably towards being a weird religious cult with intense hangups about women?

Any in the US. Just be prepared to be questioned extensively, searched thoroughly, and wait a long time.

Hey you know what’s really annoying? Putting a video between auto looping gifs.

Yes I am sure your AR-15 will be great against a legion of Predator drones bombing the fuck out of you from 25,000ft.

I have a penis. Condoms legit don’t feel as good. Sorry, but it’s true.

“I would also point out that all of these things were done before Mr. Trump’s campaign, if I even did them”

Quote from the NYT yesterday that had me shaking my head:

I’m wondering how much of the American public is “supporting” Trump out of pure amusement, but would never vote for him in the primary.

I love that. You enter a string of four random words like a good xkcd reader, and it’s not secure until you add a ! on to the end of it. Even MORE secure if its a “1!”.

He already made a few hundred thousand from donations. Dude doesn't have to work for a while.

I'm curious: what are the sanitary dangers of shoving an unprotected piece of pepperoni up your ass? I mean, you poop from there ("not right now you don't" etc), is it pretty well secured against various bad things?

Grand Central is nice, but it's crowded with a million tourists, a fucking apple store AND the 4 or the 6 are shitty trains, plus that horrific underground passage way.

That's the thing you realize when you live in New York: every way you can enter the city makes you feel like the city doesn't want you there. Whether it's the hell hole of Port Authority, or the hell hole of Penn Station, or the hell hole of LGA, or the hell hole of driving back from JFK, or the hell of getting back…

omg, I want that.

I don't need to wash my face. I also don't wash my hair with shampoo every day (once a week). I don't have zits, I don't have greasy hair. It's like some kind of strange miracle that I don't actually need all of this shit I'm being told that I do.