As a man, this is fucking stupid. You use the same hand/washcloth to wash all of your bits. Should you cut your hand off? Have six washcloths? Fucking stupid.

"Why don't I have any money. Oh lol I keep buying lunch. Whelp. Lunch time, gonna go buy a $12 salad. Oh shit work is over. Gonna go spend $15 on two beers. lol."

What are you talking about

> metrosexual, feminine side shit the hispter yuppies were trending with now

Ahh, I see, sorry.

That's your proof?

P sure Bradley Cooper is gay.

You know what's worse than boobs in the subway? The absolutely crushing mental illness and poverty in the form of the homeless that you see all the time.

*fore st. Ugh.

Habitat: Bull Feeneys, Grittys, those bars down at the end of Market St in the Old Port in Portland.

Kennebros are wanna-be thug bros whose daddy's are actually rich.

DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR LIVES?!

I dunno, I think if I saw an ad for a candidate that said "VOTE SMITH - He's the King of Bears", maybe with like him riding a grizzly or something, that would play a large role in my decision making process.

What is a dish garden (For all of us boyfriends out there)?