Everything you said. All the stars.

We were both bi, both single mothers-to-be. She had gotten pregnant by chance, during a brief fling with a male lover. I had gotten pregnant by choice, using a sperm donor to conceive after breaking up with my ex-wife at age 37 and hearing the loud tick of my biological clock.

Its a selfish act done by selfish people in public places, which is literally a blatant disregard for other people bordering on hostility. It is, in and of itself, an act of aggression - “fuck you and your rules, public order.”

Hey Seth : You fucking ruined COSMOS. What a disjointed and baffling series.

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to any type of relationship trouble assault and battery with intent to maim? LOL CHOPPIN’ DICKS LOL

This is a good thing because it means if you get pregnant you will avoid damaging your baby. My wife loves her some booze, but was very very strict during that time. Trust me you’ll have plenty of time to drink later. They don’t call wine mommy candy for nothing.

Well you are fortunate I have absolutely zero religious incentive to offer advice. Mine comes strictly on the relationship you have with your husband. I don’t even know what pre-marital class is, but if I was teaching it one of the lessons in it would be “prepare yourself for the changes we all go through”. One of…

Wait until your 30s. And really don’t use your birthday as a deadline - I can’t think of a worse way to ruin your birthday than to get into a fight about kids. Talk about it in your 30s the next time it feels relevant.

Oh noes, whatever will these grown men paid millions to hit a tiny plastic ball around outside ever do without their perfect manicured greens??? It’s Charleston all over again.

Want to be able to : flag your post as awesome.

Gandhi - India is cool and all but they have nukes. And brandish them.

So you are saying that it was super satisfying to choose the type of partner that would ghost you, then return months later after making the rounds, only to deny them? To multiple people?

So are you saying Jezebel gets a higher number of these than other Gawker media sites? Enough to write an article about it?

So you are saying: being black is a black and white issue?

That makes it even worse, not better.

Nothing makes me sadder than people laughing about feeding bears out their car windows. It is literally the opposite of intelligent.

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Your first assignment: turn some of that fat into skin. Christ, did you invent the FitBit or something?

The world we live in now: the only way to relate people to something extreme is by comparing it to something you would see in a movie. How about: Look at this amazing jump! Not: Look at this amazing jump, just like in the movies!

Awww you don’t like a word that describes a thing! How cute. Now find your elderly neighbors, complain about “kids today” and your philosophical death will be complete.