Hopefully it is still flimsy enough that when my neighbor uses it to spy on us, it can be taken down with a slingshot.

Strangely, no Pintrest information on how to subjugate more than one wife successfully in the name of a false prophet.

Retort: My diet and habits should kill me, but chocolate sets me free.

That makes it even worse, not better.

Nothing makes me sadder than people laughing about feeding bears out their car windows. It is literally the opposite of intelligent.

google will never rival Microsoft in power, but Google might.

/obligatory

Your first assignment: turn some of that fat into skin. Christ, did you invent the FitBit or something?

The wights you thought were dead weren’t, they kept rising and coming. They tried to show this with the one wight coming through the fence with the arrow in his head. The only way to kill them is to burn them. So effectively, none of the wights were taken down in the battle.

The world we live in now: the only way to relate people to something extreme is by comparing it to something you would see in a movie. How about: Look at this amazing jump! Not: Look at this amazing jump, just like in the movies!

Awww you don’t like a word that describes a thing! How cute. Now find your elderly neighbors, complain about “kids today” and your philosophical death will be complete.

It’s called hypocrisy, that is why the word was invented. Make fun of a woman’s large obese body, I dare you.

The show was popular because it maintained some resemblance to the books, even abridged. I’ve got to say I’m pretty unimpressed with this accelerated tv show plot shit.