That makes it even worse, not better.

Nothing makes me sadder than people laughing about feeding bears out their car windows. It is literally the opposite of intelligent.

/obligatory

Your first assignment: turn some of that fat into skin. Christ, did you invent the FitBit or something?

The world we live in now: the only way to relate people to something extreme is by comparing it to something you would see in a movie. How about: Look at this amazing jump! Not: Look at this amazing jump, just like in the movies!

Awww you don’t like a word that describes a thing! How cute. Now find your elderly neighbors, complain about “kids today” and your philosophical death will be complete.

It’s called hypocrisy, that is why the word was invented. Make fun of a woman’s large obese body, I dare you.