It’s kinda more like, there’s no more locked doors because that is illegal, but there are still really heavy doors, or doors that jam and only open a crack, or doors with special handles that only penises can open, or doors that will grab your ass when you walk through.

if there’s one thing i’ve learned in watching game of thrones, if you tell your loved ones “i’ll be right back,” your ass is going to die, RIP, random wildling lady.

I’d be her friend. Although, I already have friends who talk about themselves too much, so if she’s like that then pass.

Don’t worry Mindy, there’s at least one lady thirsty for your friendship

Except such numbers can’t be graphed on a pie chart together unless you’re stoned.

What you doing in here, Kris? Don’t you have some momaging to do?

I definitely recommend Jon Krakauer’s book Under the Banner of Heaven. He gets into all of the LDS-specific factors that could have prevented her early rescue, including her belief that she was damaged goods. As an ex-mo woman myself, it was completely believable and understandable.

Because of a greenhouse? Did a villainous scallywag greenhouse break your heart?

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Ugh. People are so bad. I was just on a beautiful hiking trail and saw a lock through a hole in a dead tree. This is a selfish and destructive way to show your “love” and I hope people see the folly in it.

Bahahahahah, what do you actually know about Sanders’s record on women’s issues?

Yeah, except that everything you’ve covered about his actual Presidential bid has been about how he’s a sidenote to Hillary. Then this.

They're cool until you need an abortion, even if you'll die if you can't get one.

A 43 year old essay? Obviously a reason to totally discredit a candidate. Days old support for a pedophile? Well, that’s just an expression of religious freedom.

Hey Jez, good to know your first mention of Sanders is about this, and NOT about how he has and wants to spread equality. You’re so helpful.

Holy crap. This guy’s manspreading is amazing. He has actually worked his legs to be so wide open that they’re practically in a straight line as opposed to an angle. Do NOT sit next to this man on the subway.

Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.