Yeah, it's like a bank withdrawal.

A must watch: Penn and Teller on Vaccinations

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The inventor of the pet rock dies and now this?! What a rough year.

Flabongo!

No, I am voting for Bernie Sanders.

I feel like you could easily pay someone to recreate the “Astrid Two-Piece Gown” for less than $1.5k.

The “I still don’t understand who Terry Dubrow is” seems irrelevant for a Would You? You don’t really need to know who someone is to be able to say “yeah I’d hit it”.

Hey you should consider looking into Bernie Sanders as a Democratic nominee. No one is going to force me to hand her to nomination.

Schadenfreude all around! I can’t wait for this season!

So the bizarre behavior she exhibited was a few annoying Facebook posts? There has to be more to it than that right?

How DARE you call mini liquor bottles “trash”!

The day that Michael Jackson died, I had to leave work because I was sobbing uncontrollably. I could barely drive myself home. I had to have my friend call my dentist to cancel my after-work appointment, because I couldn't stop crying, and then proceeded to breakdown during a family dinner at my parents' house. I was…

I try to have great brows and I know the saying is "eyebrows are sisters, not twins" but mine are more like 3rd cousins!

Man, that new hair color really highlights how much plastic surgery she has gotten done.

Sorry I think you have a typo. You said 26 but I think you meant 62.

I still have my FB but it's blank. I deleted/hid everything from everyone so there is nothing to see. I didn't completely delete it because their are apps I use that use my FB as the log in and I also still have friends who still send invited through it.

I uncontrollably laughed at this comment.

My boyfriend recently received a text from his ex who treated him horribly and cheated on him/was in a side relationship with another man. She said she missed him and their time together and thinks about him often. As the current girlfriend all I can say is this shit is not appreciated and it fully weirded him out…