It’s just a list of everything I have ever eaten in my entire life with the corresponding size of the poops that resulted from that consumption.

I’ve been full time for years and still haven’t managed to get surgery and this motherfucker hasn’t even changed her name yet!

I am not white, but I think the universe is telling me I should be white

The “I still don’t understand who Terry Dubrow is” seems irrelevant for a Would You? You don’t really need to know who someone is to be able to say “yeah I’d hit it”.

Can Amy co-host with Chris? Show improved 5000%

I’m surprised she didn’t need more wine to get through that conversation...

It’s her third wedding. You think she’d be better at this by now.

Good mother or not, she’ll be 80 when these kids are 15. As young as she thinks kids keep her, she will be elderly when they are adolescents, I don't think it's possible for her to be as good of a mother as someone younger could be. There’s a very high probability she’ll die when they’re still quite young. She's too…

Does anyone else feel like she's treating having and raising children like a hobby? Something about this rubs me the wrong way.

Who the hell allows a 65 year old woman to undergo IVF? Totally out of control. Adopt, people, adopt.

Sadly it’s not even close for me. I once did a postpartum home visit to find that the infant had died several days before but the mother was still bathing and dressing the little body and frantic because “She just won’t eat.” I suspect this will turn out to be something similar. Grief can do some powerfully tragic…

This is the creepiest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

Am I wrong in thinking this is a bad idea? Birth control isn’t like aspirin. You should talk to your doctor to decide what dosage or type of hormone is best for you. To make it OTC seems dangerous.

I found this gem too :

Destroy the records all you want, they are still out there and everyone now knows about it. If the Arkansas police want, I can print the records and send it to them. Maybe we all should?

Try to avoid the 19 Kids & Counting fb page though, I was on there for like 10 seconds & I felt like tearing my own hair out and barbecuing them over the fires of hell at the same time.

Phuckabee’s own supporters have been shredding and abandoning him on his Facebook page.

White privilege is having agents of the state and a presidential candidate protect you despite being an incestuous child rapist. Imagine if this dude wasn’t a white guy. It’s truly baffling so many people are unwilling/unable to have a modicum of empathy for people like Tamir Rice but are more than willing to defend…

There’s a typo on the Jordin Sparks thing. It should read Jaaaassoooon duruuuuulo