I wish Jeb was around so they could have made him choose between his dad and his brother.
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Key West.
Ohhhhhh shittttttttt! If the Kardashians have a male heir, Ramsay is no longer poised to inherit Winterfell. He’s gonna be pissed.
If anyone needs sexual education, it is kids in rural Texas. There isn’t anything to do out here except fuck, drink and get your truck stuck in the mud.
The board voted against adding any program in April 2012, Carr said, because “it’s small town USA and they thought they didn’t need it.”
“This did make us aware that we need some kind of abstinence or sex ed program,”
I don’t watch Letterman because I think he’s creepy... But it felt like a mix between Letterman and Conan. Which is sad because Conan is my favorite, but he’s always making those dumb sounds (“awoooga” type stuff) and references to being stuck in his marriage. ugh cringe-inducing
“My pet dog Eva Braun”
Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?
Christ this woman has been killing it lately with these bits. I love watching her rise: it just keeps getting better.
What is so incredible about the Rachel is that if you look at photos of other women from that time who got that haircut (and just about everyone did at some point) you’ll see tons of beautiful women who just look terrible. But she, Jennifer Aniston, who is beautiful but not more beautiful than these other women, looks…
Schadenfreude all around! I can’t wait for this season!
When I realized it was only Tuesday, yes.
My only issue with her statements were that some of them were not factual. She's a professor, she should do her research.
She made incorrect statements about slavery, those were the only thing I took issue with. She tweeted that it was basically an European invention despite the fact that it was around and prolific for thousands of years before that.
Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.
This race thing is just so stupid.
So what are the chances these idiots actually believe that these are coming from abortion clinics? Are they that delusional?
Do u think the dude that shot him in the face recognized him and that’s why he shot him?