There are well done, but I don't think anyone would mistake them for live models. There is something off about proportions...

Can you imagine if his arms did bend back like that? Who is he, Laura Palmer?

That’s not Jay caressing her cheek. That’s Puff’s hand his shoulder. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay in a pinky ring.

Thank you!!! It’s an honor just to be nominated!

I have the most generic, boring first name paired with a generic, boring last name. My advice to parents: look at the most popular names for the last few years, and for the love of all that is good, DO NOT GIVE THOSE NAMES TO YOUR KID. I’ve always been one of about 5 women with the same name in every class I’ve ever…

I have cousins named Emma and Noah, also close relatives named Ava and Madison. Other family with a kid named Olivia. I come from a family of #basicbitches

Your dog could help protect your child.

Got left in the car for plenty of these little errands when I was a kid. I don’t see why its a huge issue.

TOP: Draper James’ Magnolia Stud Earrings - $100

$245 for something that looks like it came from Charming Charlie? That is a ripoff.

Her website matches her outfit.

What the fuck is her sales pitch for why she should be President? She’s only known for one thing, and that thing is managing to climb the corporate ladder right up to the level where she failed miserably in a way that negatively impacted the lives of hundreds of thousands of people.*

I think The Wedding Singer is a pretty solid romcom overall!

tru confessions: the “I Wanna Grow Old With You” song still makes me tear up

If a dock collapses, it might be a sign you have too many bridesmaids.

I wish this blog had been around when I started planning my wedding last year. I now wish I didn't have a wedding party. I think I'm a pretty chill bride but GOD get your shit together, bridesmaids. I have one who opts out of everything before there's even a date put to it. "Can't come to whatever weekend we plan for…

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

Then they really should come to my parties. Me and my friends just push the furniture to the side and dance. We also have a gay dinner talking about our plans of ruining the fabric of American society. Our new book is out: