Look, it’s just a case of he said, she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she & she said.

I heard that they tried this in Thailand, but found it too expensive to put “My condolences for your loss” on ping-pong balls.

I doubt that. Hefner is in the business of exploiting women who WANT to be exploited. Every woman who has been in a relationship with him commends him on his treatment of women, and I doubt they’re all full of shit. Not to defend everything he’s ever done, but raping women is not something I see him not caring about.

Demi Moore?

Why the hell would anyone pay $650 for a Lilly Pulitzer for Target dress when they could buy an actual Lilly Pulitzer dress for like $200?

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

Look, no one wants to hear someone loudly fucking on a regular basis. One or two times is fun and hilarious but more than that is a nuisance. And I’m sorry, but you can control that. Anyone who has had to have quiet sex (parents downstairs, children in the other room, etc.) knows that it is possible to not have to…

Solitary confinement is a punishment worse than death, imo. It’s cruel and inhumane, especially, particularly when used in the long-term.

I fucking love her.

A grillion sounds like it might be the most delicious number.

“She says she is passionate about avoiding gluten, dairy and coffee, but doesn’t really understand how cancer works.”

Meanwhile, Justin Guarini is pretty excited for the mention.

Tidal is a flop for the exact reason that Ben Gibbard said it would: because they completely made it look like a bunch of rich guys angry they don’t have their money, instead of what it really should be about: the upcoming and poor musicians getting their proper cut of the revenue. It’s hard to feel sympathy for that…

Justin Guarini-level flop

I need this gif tattooed on my gd body.

Every single day, that man looks more and more like an android wearing a skin suit.

It really Depends.

JUST LIKE HER DIAPERS