Let's give this gal the benefit of the doubt. It's possible she didn't realize how serious you were when you laid down that no-sex-talk boundary

I need help with my FriendZone situation:

Make like Anne Hathaway and realize everyone needs a break from you (Jez Photoshop articles).

Ugh, SPOILER ALERT!

My boyfriend is going to be VERY excited about this. We live in San Francisco and he is a cat lady.

Wait, Jezebel hates Photoshop?! I'd love to read 50 more articles about this topic.

Divorce Season generates way more interesting stories than Engagement Season.

Cute ad, but a more accurate ad would have been "Swiffer: the best way to push dirt from one side of the room to the other."

I don't floss either and I told my dentist to stop asking me to start because I never will (I've been his patient since high school) so he doesn't bug me about it anymore.

Man you guys must feel like assholes right now. These photos were 100% not worth the outrage from your readers. I actually think Vogue barely altered these, they certainly didn't make her look thinner, which you implied they MUST have done. You's a dick, Jez.

I use a related trick to help me decide what clothing I should donate to Goodwill. I hung all my clothing with the hangers backwards (e.g., it loops around the back side of the rack). Then when I wear clothes I hang then correct way facing in. When it comes time for my yearly donations, I can then see what items I…

Confirmed! It feels obligatory most of the time, unless it's someone I am close to.

Ha! The wrapping paper part hit home. I wrapped my boyfriend's present in nice stripped silver wrapping paper with a red and green bow I made from yarn and he gave me my gift in a brown paper bag with newspaper as tissue paper...

Almost video shooting time !! I'm so ready! I just can't describe it !!!

Troll.

My issue with it isn't that this aesthetic is low cost (p.s. lots of aesthetics can be low cost) it's how unoriginal and impersonal it is.

I've said it before on Jez and I will say it again. I blame Pinterest for MULTIPLE weddings I have attended that took place in a barn and featured mason jars, hydrangeas, burlap and chalkboard.

No! No! No! I am putting my foot down. NO!

If you live in the San Francisco Bay Area, you have to go to Tom and Jerry's Christmas House in the Castro, San Francisco. It's unbelievable!