This is Simone Shepherd, I follow her on Vine and she is hilarious!

"Bake that bunny"? "kitten dough"? There is some serious animal abuse going on here!

THANK YOU! Seriously. I am so sick of this same dialogue repeated over and over on Jez. When I was a little girl I was obsessed with Disney princesses, Barbie, Cabbage Patch Kids, Polly Pocket, Littlest Pet Shop, all toys considered traditionally feminine. I didn't play with them because someone told me I could only…

I still have mine, tiny dolls and all! My 3yo cousin plays with them every time she comes over and she loves them. She calls it "pocket pocket".

I loved that book as a kid!

How I know I am a bad person: my first reaction to reading this story was "yes! they are having another season of Teen Mom 2!"

Why should we listen to anything this woman has to say. She doesn't even spell her own name correctly.

Party Down seriously was the best show of all times. WHY WAS IT CANCELLED?!?!?!

Kim Kardashian's outfit isn't doing anything to convince me that she isn't a hobbit.

White lights are simple and classic. It's the only way to go!

It doesn't help that she looks like an evil possessed doll in this photo.

Can Jez stop using this Poltergeist image in articles about TV? That movie freaks me out.

I thought it was about that too haha

The corcksicle, for the woman who loves her white wine (a great stocking stuffer!)
Uncommon Goods, $25

Also it gives a killer hangover...

ENFJ - Rose.... INACCURATE!

ENFJ - Rose.... INACCURATE!

The story is the biggest mind fuck. How did that even happen?!

I completely disagree. Have you seen any episodes from this season of South Park? They have been really hilarious. You should revisit this show.

I don't know a single person who is into Black Friday. I once read an article (which of course I can't find right now) that says studies show people actually spend more on holiday gifts if they are Black Friday shoppers than the average person because they believe they are spending less due to "deals". It's a huge…