Oh come on, he’ll get on with a team...after all, there’s always room for Gelo.

As for impeachment I think that if by some miracle the dems win the house and senate the republicans may mutiny to make Paul Ryan president instead of Nancy Pelosi.

Why would you fuck up your hair for ONE day of colour? Someone tell this girl about wigs.

The needs of the many (who don’t want this to happen) outweigh the needs of the few (J.J. Abrams & Tarantino) or the one.

I was thinking of Lily Collins being on twitter, I wondered if I should follow her or if she would follow me.

Like in America, China relies quite a bit on prisoner labour. Oppression makes for strange bedfellows.

You know, I’m known amongst my friends for being goofily optimistic. Lately though, I’ve been thinking everything is terrible, just burn it all to the ground, I’m done.

I want these kids to succeed in spite of their dad. But damn he is not making it easy for them.

I had a really, really great weekend with the new guy I’m dating, so I was out of touch with reality for a blessed few days.

This is Dowd, right — you’d think he’d never heard of that dude called Nixon

I can’t tell if Dowd is incompetent (always a likelihood with Trump) or being intentionally dishonest.

Not with a bang, but a budget-cut.

Sorry yes! Nickelodeon! But at this rate it’s probably safe to assume that every male producer everywhere is a predator so my mistake probably won’t be for long.

How about they just scrub the whole thing, given that from the reports when Cohen quit it was less a “Freddie Mercury biopic” and more a self-congratulating wankjob about how great the band was when the front man died.

I’m taking bets

1. 3/2 Is hired one county over

““It will take us months, if not years, to earn back the level of public trust we once had,” Barbieri said”

Chicago and its wonderful residents do not eat pizza, but rather stuff themselves with deep-dish meat cakes. Their hot dogs are fucked up too. Somebody need to go over there and unplug all of the kitchen appliances until we figure out what the hell is going on.

And next, I’m going to do a post on fried chicken, because as a Northerner, I know my fried chicken. Leave pizza to New York man. It’s out thing. Southern pizza is a violation of the Geneva Convention. New York pizza is like your mama’s mac and cheese, but portable. Stop. :)