challenged the internet to deliver them a “badder bitch” than Taylor Swift

I love Twitter. Badder than a wicked witch.

Any thought to the idea that Gronk was trying to get suspended on purpose so he can fully enjoy Tilted Kilt’s “1/2 off Breasts and Wings” Sunday special next week?

Oh for fucks sake. Let’s honor women by putting a bunch of fame starved nuts in a house and let the cat fights begin.

I’m 102 years old and I still have acne.

Not all baby faces!

never seen it.

Is anybody surprised that she, Julian Assange’s prostate massager, would not blame the victims? I mean, look what one did to her man! He has to hide in a closet thru no fault of his own!

“No. [Laughs] I think it was common knowledge that certain producers and certain people in Hollywood are people to avoid. Privately. You know what you’re getting into if you go to a hotel room alone.”

Oh Pamela, better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt.

Pam has always been a hypocrite. So this is par for the course.

If you are the type of person who considers Taylor Swift a bad bitch, then I guess you also think sour cream is spicy.

Yes. I just commented that he will have all the white people cast in this hideous upcoming movie saying the N word as much as possible.

It’s a pop-up shop,

My adoption of my daughter became official this past Thursday. My husband adopted her, too. It was pretty fucking awesome. I worked so hard to get her back. So many years. Feels good as hell, y’all.

I feel like 2017 would be Aftershock, Everclear and Jaeger boilermakered into Mad Dog. With a bitters chaser.

Spent the day putting up holiday decorations, now I’m wiped out. Amy liked the tree skirt:

Don’t over think it. You don’t need to worry so much about appealing to others. A good attitude lends itself to that on it’s own. If you genuinely focus on your enjoyment and not just looking like you are having fun, it’ll happen organically. If you worry about appearances too much, it won’t ring true because worry is…

Waffle House pays its employees crap and overwork them. No wonder that poor employee was sleeping during a dead shift. Kudos for the guy having the guts to get hid own sandwich, but Waffle House needs to pay their employees better, not discipline some poor schmo passed out because he’s already worked 80 hours that…