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Absolutely!

So I’m the only one who remembers this guy, then.

This is an April Fools thing, right? I know sex sells, but I find it hard to believe a company would switch to straight-up porn to advertise overpriced clothes.

…this is why I will never understand allosexuals.

Obama’s election didn’t hurt white America.

The writer of that article is openly gay.