This comment is the written equivalent of an Eiffel Tower poster in the college dorm room of a girl who’s never left Michigan.

Agree to 100%, fundamentally disagree on all levels.

Don’t you see? Every single person in New York thinks that literally everything that happens revolves around them, and the best way to prove this is by...acting like everything revolves around you, and complaining when it doesn’t.

Seems like you’re talking about Manhattan. This article focuses primarily on places that are...none of these things, and certainly not super fast-paced.

I think it’s the “sit down and relax” part that’s key. That’s not the reality of most people train commutes, and I’ve certainly never had one where you were even remotely likely to be able to “relax” without becoming a person who made it worse for others by not screening, moving, adjusting, etc. as the train stops and…

Was with you until “luck had nothing to do with it.” I mean, what do you tell people who tried just as hard as you did but don’t have great careers or the kind of personal life they dream of?

You know what’s not needed? People like you, saying things like this.

Dude, people are brutal toward “picky” eaters. They legitimately think not being picky about food makes them morally superior. It’s awful. Like, do you really think people would choose something so unpleasant? Did you spend years making yourself totally miserable 3 times a day to arrive at your current state of…

See also: the disproportionate outrage over vegans, given how few of them there actually are. Everyone loves to be all, “well, they’re all really loud about it!”, but there are usually a bazillion comments complaining about them before one ever shows up to “preach” about anything. And if you pressed them, I’d bet at…

Bernie Sanders and his supporters were no more mocked or derided than anyone else’s have been throughout our political history. People who think this confound me—it’s like they’ve never been made to feel bad before, in at least 17 years of human life on this planet. I voted for him in the primary, but this shtick grate…