Strippers

Amber Rose? Blac Chyna?? Are these women wrestlers? Strippers? So confused...

The fact that anyone cares about anyone named in this article is just mind-boggling to me. Am I really this old (yes, I am, I guess). The Kardashians have a series of TV shows so I kinda get the interest in them that but the rest of the people named in this article...who are they? What do they do? Dating rappers…

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

Kanye makes literally EVERYthing about himself..from other people's awards, to his infant child's tears. (Not to mention his grandiose idea of his loin-fruit's amazing ability to feel empathy, protectiveness and to paraphrase the thoughts and dreams of another..all with a brain still the size of a walnut).

Stories like that one drive me insane. My husband has a severe nut allergy - anaphylaxis, hives, imminent death without medical intervention severe. Stuff like the ground hazelnut lady desensitizes people, and could potentially cause someone to not take a nut allergy as seriously as it should be taken.

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

"Oh, well that's okay. I'm not allergic if they're ground up."

You might try googling it.

I cannot wait till Naomi loses her patience with the Biebs and throws him through a plate glass window.

We should bring back the good old days where pulling out of a dive depended on how strong you were and how well you could pull back the yoke. All this fancy schmancy fly-by-wire is just capitalist pig-dog luxury...

Look Tattoo, straight from Fantasy Island.....a complete replica of a snow white 1972 out of service airplane with bald tires. Or are those recaps?

in fairness to that, anything built before 91 would be cold war era.

but on facts, the VC-25 the President uses is a decade newer in design, probably much newer than that in build, and isn't the notoriously dangerous hunk of junk that Ilyushin is. seriously, it uses all manual flight controls, no hydraulic boost.

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Who trained the Hermit Kingdom's PR flacks?! Their ability to consume a whole paragraph with multisyllabic words while saying nothing at all is nothing short of breathtaking.

They are all produced at People's Big Ass Factory#1.

If I didn't know better I would say the N. Koreans are purposely fattening the boy up so he can die early from heart disease.

TACOS EVERY DAY.

Actually, the hats are normal sized. It's their heads which are abnormally tiny, due to extreme malnourishment.

In every single picture, ever single person has a pen to a small note pad. I wonder how many of them are just drawing pictures of cocksnballs?

Hey Dad, I think I know what became of the hubcap that went missing off your Buick