State senators are a whole other level of wackjobs. I bet attending a state senate meeting is a lot like reading the comments under a Youtube video, but in real life.

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

You are a miserable bastard. Now go eat a tomato and get the fuck out of here. ::BURSTS INTO TEARS::

I think that Burt did that to many of us ;-)

I sat at my computer for hours earlier today wondering what I was going to write on this post. I never came up with a single sentence. It's fitting, I think, because you mean more to me than I know how to express. My life, in tangible and intangible ways too myriad to mention, is so much better for having met you.

If everyone will allow me to be weird for a moment -

If they try to make any more Indiana Jones movies with Harrison Ford, it's gonna wind up being Raiders of the Lost Heart Valve.

Women can't catch ghosts, they're too busy having their periods and not going bankrupt all the time.

Donald Trump couldn't be more of a windbag if he were an actual plastic bag whipping around in the breeze.

What's going on?!! I'll tell you what's going on! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes! The dead rising from their graves! Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats, Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

All I can see is this:

You are saying a lot of words right now but all I'm hearing is, "Oooohhh, look at me, I just got a fancy new job at Ballsuckers Monthly."

Rebecca, if you are going to insist on abandoning us for Cosmo, can you PRETTY PLEASE make the transition easier for us by not doing hilarious things like calling Russell Crowe "Australia's boy king"? The funnier you are, the more you remind us that Jezebel will turn into a bleak, humorless, post-apocalyptic wasteland…

You know what, I can't hate on that. They did a good job and were actually mildly funny. Which is a lot better than how these kinds of things usually go.

Unlike alarmist 24-hour cable news networks catering to the fearful geriatric set, a university is an academic environment where we discuss and debate a wide array of viewpoints.

My dad is the same way...he has so many great qualities, but he is just so bigoted. Like posting that "Mike Brown" picture where he's acting like a "thug" and wondering why the media doesn't use that picture?!?!? (Spoiler alert:b/c it's not a picture of Brown) Or making comments about how the community doesn't have…

There is no amount of intelligence or persuasiveness you can have that will convince him to change his ways. That's because he already knows on some level he's wrong, but he thinks if he doesn't acknowledge reality, he can protect his own warped reality from change. Trust me, I have an another otherwise nice dad, and…

My dad was blowing up his Facebook yesterday about NBC BLK and how racist it is and if there were a NBC WHT, "Al and Jesse and Obama" would be crying foul. I don't usually engage with him on Facebook, but I tried my best to explain how those two things are not the same at all. There is not a "double standard".