This hasn't gotten anywhere NEAR enough stars. BRAVA.

what the fuck is so scary about taylor swift? all sizzle no steak, i bet my life that shes the type of girl who cries during confrontation- can't handle when her all the shit she talks catches up with her. and if a grown ass man who's almost 40 and has a CHILD is telling reporters that he's "terrified" of his…

well you're being very narrow minded if you think autotune is just like a kitschy trick or something. it is many of the times used to create a certain kind of aesthetic. listen to Pinnochio Story or Love Lockdown by Kanye West or California English by Vampire Weekend.

"big football prom" is going in my vocabulary for sure.

A blockhead

And he couldn't even do that right.

Her weekly newsletter Swifty's Secrets?

He's one of the best known sauropods

Lorde. That guy needs to pipe down about Lorde, I've seen what he does to other dads during a baseball game. What he did to batdad.

Lorde suggested via twitter that he fix his sad penis first. :)

I know it's like he's yapping "Katy, Katy, look what I said? I'm on your side! Don't forget!"

YES! "But they are worthy." Such brevity, such meaning.

The lattes cost less than those I enjoy at Starbucks. But they are worthy.

30 days? Damn, that's almost as long as it feels like to watch a half of soccer.

She votes Republican because her parents do, and also because sluts

How... many... goddamn... elipses... does... this... hack... use...?

Suddenly the mysterious nature of the female orgasm makes sense. There I was trying to make something happen, and my clit was probably just off drinking dollar beers and cheating at pool.