True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Fuck off, chubby

It's always the anti-gay marriage types who get caught making love to Jerry Jones on the taxpayer's dime. I'm sick of the hypocrisy. Thanks for this!

Absolute Hot just sounds off. Dunno what I would change it with, Absolute Heat maybe? The naming probably has something to do with proper grammar but it still sounds wrong.

Feminist role model? How? I understand there is more than one way to be feminist but I am racking my brains how she could be one. What is her message of inspiration?

But why isn't it in Fahrenheit? My ignorance demands representation!

I think the sheer volume of Kardashians might finally be the undoing of the Kardashians. I hope so...why must media outlets continue to report on their selfies???

I think we don't need to discuss Bieber's bits ever again.

Sure. Hemsworth's movies over the last 5 years or so have probably done...2-3 billion in worldwide box-office and he just got named Sexiest doofus in the world. I mean, you can dismiss the Marvel stuff with "anyone would see Thor no matter the star" but that's precisely the stuff that an agent can and will use to…

Well, she does, for one.

As are 3- and 5-year-old children.

This is such a lame fucking commentary about an important issue. Seriously, Kat, this "der her all of you in Texas are babies" is the best you can do?

Riding the cotton pony is weak enough without having to dill with dubious hundred dollar tampons.

What he did was truly heroic and I admire his actions: he's a decent and brave human being.

That's funny, when he was Bush bashing, he was everyone's darling.

One never knows until the shit hits the fan.

I wouldn't take the renunciations from Iran, Saudi Arabia or Hezbollah (as well as a handful of other countries) seriously in the least — they're lip service to the West and, especially, to Europe, with whom they have crucial economic ties.

Amidst the horrific news that's come out of Paris this week, a ray of humanity appears: a 24-year old Muslim grocery clerk, Lassana Bathily, who was working at the kosher market that came under terrorist siege the day after masked gunmen shot and killed 12

It is a sad day when the US Navy retires a ship class that it desperately needs.

I would think a ship like this would be perfect for escorting tankers through pirate-heavy waters off the coast of Africa. You know, that whole "keeping the sea lanes safe for commerce" mission that used to be a priority.