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This is the probably the most intelligent, nuanced and well thought out explanation about how to and when it's appropriate to kick a guys in the balls.

I'll tell you how painful and debilitating a nut shot is: This article made my nuts hurt a little, and I refuse to watch any of your clips.

I went to opening night of the third Star Wars prequel (Stockholm Syndrome, I was convinced they'd eventually be good) and a massive group of cosplayers came in together. Everyone you could think of. And at the end of the line, someone in a perfect George Lucas outfit.

Yeah! I mean, if one has a giant tongue, or thick fingers, I'm pretty sure satisfaction can be given. Hell, even a normal tongue and thin fingers can do the job well. It's not size, it's skill.

Poor example haha alright. I wasn't being realistic, but let's say they over fine you to make an example of you because you threw a banana peel which can kill somebody.

well, imagine you litter on the sidewalk. You get caught and, to make an example out of you, your punishment is to get a hell of an ass kick by some random dudes. Would you consider it fair? Yes, Afroduck did wrong, but punishment should always be according to the actions. Making an example out of him is a reason I

A second juror, Damascus Sookbirsingh, 61, said he at first was inclined to acquit Mr. Tang, because he had stopped at traffic lights and seemed to be an adept driver. But Mr. Sookbirsingh said other jurors persuaded him that Mr. Tang had taken unacceptable risks and that a message needed to be sent. "This is

That's a great song to start the lap with though.

I, like nearly all of the commenters here, think it makes no sense to argue this should only apply to women.

Who cares? It's not like anything we say or do would convince them.
in any case, totally in agreement with other folks who are saying that nonviolent male offenders shouldn't be in there either. Also, fuckin' drugs should be DECRIMINALIZED. the drug war is a racist obscenity.

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I was coming here to say this. The whole point of prison is to keep violent and highly manipulative people away from society. But in the US it more like a storage house for black guys who happened to annoy a cop once.

There are women who probably need to be in jail? Are they in jail? Are the women who are in jail the

holy shit I watched this whole thing while waking up... thanks you gizmodo I'll have a weird day today.

I saw this on tv a week or two ago knowing nothing about it. The range of emotions I felt is indescribable. It's hilarious on so many levels.

It's so Lynchian.

It's like Horsin' Around mixed with the "Downer Ending" episode of Bojack Horseman.

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Rammstein has one of my favorites, seeing them live is awesome.

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