It's as accurate a take on an acid trip as "they feel like sand" is an accurate description of breasts. I ain't mad at anyone who finds it amusing, though.

We get it. It's just not funny.

This comes off as more like what a naive high school freshman would think someone on acid would be like.

The concept isn't terrible if someone is going to actually take acid and then answer questions. Other than that, it's too try-hard.

This is just a one-time thing, right? It should just be a one-time thing.

Or comedy.

Swing and a miss.

I don't think y'all have done acid.

They grays aren't so bad. You can say whatever outrageous, horrible things you want because no one will ever hear you.

Did you actually look at the reports? Sarah Palin was there and was verbally arguing with people. Bristol, Track, and Todd Palin were all involved in physical fighting. Willow Palin flipped off the cops.

Because parents came to the party? Like adult type parents? And one of them is the former governor of Alaska? My college parties were always light on the parents of young adults and we hardly ever had any governors, let alone from Alaska!

Sarah will go on Hannity and claim "blood libel" or something else offensive then next day Sarahpac will be that much richer. I just gave myself vomit in my mouth.

If this trashy American reboot of Rashomon appeals . . .

I think my vagina just shrank anyway from reading this.

If this shit actually worked, we'd be a nation of (apparently functionally illiterate) coffee straws and summer sausages and the birthrate would flatline.

I think about where I was, sexually, at 18 and where I'm at now. I like that my vagina has experienced the varieties of life. If they called it, 22-26 again, I'd buy stock.

I would .put it on my abs and thighs. But not my healthy butt, because Sir Mixalot.

Do you know how these "shrink creams" actually work? They dry out your pussy so there's more friction when you are being penetrated by a cock, which I guess is supposed to make you feel tighter or like he can't even fit in there! Except it's hard for him to get in there because you are dry as a bone. That's why that…

Of course I am. My own periods attract me!