Is there anything creepier and sadder than a person pining for a someone they dated when they were 14, while the other person has gone through a marriage, child birth and divorce?

Ok hands up, and be honest. Who else, if they got on The Price Is Right, would bid $1 on everything just to troll the other contestants and try to mess with thier heads? Come on, i can't be alone here :P

And The Fall is refreshingly J-Ho free. Bonus!

I recently had a meal that left my stomach so big that a guy offered me his seat on the subway.

But this way, you click on like three extra articles every day trying to find out which is the dirt bag driving up traffic and clicks. Why would they label it?

Don't you want some pie?

I loved the first season, which was weird, but still kind of logical. The second season is when all the really crazy stuff happens and old characters leave and new ones come in and it goes off in an X-Files-on-acid direction. Not that that really helps you get into the show in the first place.

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Coco, that needed to be more of anything to be something. Right now it's just a thing.

I don't know why more people don't talk about zombie speed in cold temps. It's clearly the big reason to go north....

Road trip?

I think that pointing out the extreme theology that the Cornwall Alliance employs is a really good idea, which is why I think this quote from their An Examination of the Scientific, Ethical, and Theological Implications of Climate Change is a really interesting quote.

zombies move pretty slow at -20c. especially if they didn't move that fast when they were alive.

I know a lot of people hate on Sarah Silverman but I love her. This was awesome.

Other than the vague sensation of metal and enjoying the feel of grasping an item of obscene opulence, this might as well have been any other toothbrush.

i can make the same argument for gucci handbags and such. people argue about "build quality" and all that, but really, it's bullshit. it costs 50x more and it is definitely not 50x the build quality. 50 reasonably-priced handbags would go much further than a single gucci bag.

There, I fixed that headline for ya.

This item is the perfect example of why our world is so utterly fucked up right now.

I really hope it becomes the proverbial straw that breaks the camel's back, and unleashes a revolution that will end with the redistribution of wealth, and make it so that "luxury" is achieveable to more than 0.0000000001% of humans.

Since when is a TroLL become someone who could drive a person to suicide? The video is fantastic in the sense that it invokes an emotion - but by why is the definition of "troll" being sandbagged? The person described is motivated enough to break the law while accomplishing his nefarious goals - Criminals do this not…

And we shall call them the AVENGERS!!!