I think if you are in the top decile you'd be OK with drinking rubbing alcohol.

An extremely unlikely source and cheesy as hezmana these days, but when I was a kid I was traumatized for weeks by this one; the appearance of the banshee in (of all things) Darby O'Gill and the Little People

I remember this being scary as crap at the time. Flash Gordon and the tree stump monster.

No question, it's gotta be Large Marge.

Almost every part in the Thing, but any scene with the head in it freaked me out. Also didn't help that I was 12 when I saw it.

Still can't watch it.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978 ending

Wrath of Khan was pre-1984, right? So no PG-13 then.

Alien Chest-Buster

Come now, everyone knows that Owen and Beru Lars' charred state was due to the basic thermal instability of that blue milk.

Eh, this was already fully explained. You can pin it on the Black Sheep Squadron.

Obi-Wan points out at the Jawa slaughter just before, only Imperial Stormtroopers could be so precise - despite the fact all we'd seen of Stormtroopers before this was them not really being the most accurate shooters on the Tantive IV.

This was parody, right? This is just a satire of a butthurt St Louis native and/or Cards fan, yes? Because it's spot-on if it is.

Pimpjuice

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

Numbers 11 & 12.

Wouldn't two on one be an advantage?

Forget the actual subject of this article, tell me more about this guinea pig onesie.