Maybe it's just growing up during the 80s/early 90s when AIDS was an immediate death sentence, but the idea of having to interact with other people's blood and bodily fluids freaks me out. Or maybe I'm just a hypochondriac in general. My main thought while reading all of this was, "She's going to contract an awful…

Yes, they are spreading the "word". Fortunately there have been recent breakthroughs in "word" treatment and free clinics around the globe can screen for it and distribute anti "word" vaccines. If you wake up one morning after a heavy night of christian swinging and find that you are compulsively verbose, phonetically…

If it's something I like to do, it isn't a sin. If it is something that I don't like to do, it is not a sin.

I said this over the Gawker piece about this, but over the years, I've somehow inadvertently become friends with a lot of swingers and, in turn, met a lot of their swinger friends (despite not being a swinger myself- I swear!). My friends, obviously, are cool people, but their swinging associates are by and large a…

ALL OF THE STUFF ABOUT ALLEN SOUNDS THE ACTUAL CUTEST

Grossest part of this whole post is that you let Allen eat a movie theater hot dog.

Allen must really love you.

Wasn't her son at the event where she was kissing Donovan Leitch? This was before the "uncoupling" so I think that's worse.

BOOM, indeed. I think it's awesome that she left [at least 20%].

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

Hand-made in USA!

Freshman? Generous. :)

I can't be the only one that's completely unsurprised at her wearing a collar, right? RIGHT?

he is trying to remind us that Kim is his chew toy dinosaur.

They really do deserve each other, don't they? A perfect match.

Ugh, me too. Seriously, it's fucking annoying to be a regular commenter and have been a reader of the site almost back to their inception, and to STILL be in the grays.

What? No. You don't have to write a dissertation to present a balanced view of something. I learned not to approach shit this way in my high school anthropology class. It's possible to write something that's not simplistic and ethnocentric in ten paragraphs—it's not about length.

Hahah, burn.

I'm from Eastern Europe and I find my friends lack of attachment highly odd, to be honest. If it wasn't my for highly annoying grandfather, who lives with my parents, I would be absolutely fine living with my parents for the rest of my life. Right now, I live in the city and my parents live in the burbs where I grew…

This seems like a suuuuuuper simplistic view of Mosuo culture.