So do I, but those aren't the people trying to personify human tissue and crawl up in my womb without consent.

You must spend a lot of time typing if you think that trolls can be reasoned with.

It's not about when life begins. Mosquitos, mice and strep bacteria are all life and nobody objects to killing them. It's about when humanity begins. Until neuroscience advances enough detect when exactly higher order consciousness develops, this question can only be answered philosophically. What right does one…

A rational person would know a fetus is not a child.

I believe reasonable people *need* to dogpile when they see/hear stupid shit. Same with racism. Kill it, kill it with fire.

That was a step too far. But Baby Nevergonnagiveyouup is hilarious and so is Baby Poundsandinyourass. Conceptually this is funny, and since it's just a god-damn bot and not even a person I think it's a bad example to question our own ethics over. If you want to write about the nature of dogpiling in general, or the…

I love how these folks always act like abortion wasn't invented till 1973...

Explain how starting a website to invent names for aborted fetuses is or leads to intelligent discourse and I might consider that it's bad to troll this shit. Forced-birthers are trolls. Maybe not all of them, but a lot of them and there the ones who come up with this bullshit, who come up with billboards that declare…

They're stupid, but not that stupid. They want women and only women to be punished for having sex. They want them to die from an illegal abortion. They want them to have kids they can't support and then they can talk about how irresponsible they are to be poor. The want women to be in emotional pain. They know damned…

That was actually the official name of my abortion! How DARE you madam!

Tell me about it. Its just like George Carlin where he points out that hypocrisy. (**Warning**: VERY, VERY NSFW language):

I'd actually disagree about dogpiling in this specific instance. Dogpiling a person, I agree with you. But dogpiling a machine is just HILARIOUS. I mean, this clip wasn't intended to be a documentary:

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

All I know about raccoon dogs—tanukis—are that their balls are ENORMOUS. Because Tom Robbins.

Pie. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it.

Drew, I feel like you need to write a book, and have this be it's title: "There is no Reversing
Diarrhea with Brute Fortitude."

Man, you could point out a car to him and go "LOL, LOOK MAN! WE NAMED THAT ONE AFTER YOU!" and he might get a hearty chuckle out of it, but would immediately get serious and say "Your automechanical horse-less carriages are impressive, future man; but tell me - HOW DO YOU CLEAN THEM?!".

That was my thought. She wants less attention? Then don't selfie.

I hope this gets popular. I have an etsy shop where I only sell three-breasted bikini tops and so far business has been really slow.