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I was angry I didn't think of it first. It's literally 85% of a genius book which is fortunately out of copyright, with a few ham-fisted ninja scenes awkwardly segued in. Whereas I thought the author would be re-writing using the same plot, and maybe including some jokes. And he made money from this???

Well gee after a comment like that I'm sure those pics will never see the light of day! ;)

But private pictures only become inappropriate when they're publicly shared, and since someone else shared the pictures without consent, how does that... I don't... ow, my brain. Nope, I can't make his logic work.

"If ignorance ever goes up to 40$ a barrel, I want drilling rights to his head."

Clay Aiken was actually outed by someone he'd sent pictures to and had cybersex with. I would have hoped for a bit more compassion.

Countdown to Clay Aiken dick pictures surfacing on the internet begins now.

So by his standards. Any pictures he took with a boyfriend while in the closet should have been hacked and distributed.

"Anybody who takes inappropriate pictures of themselves deserves exactly what they get."

Maybe placing them in with a large spatula, in the style of a wood-fire pizza oven?

What euphemism would you like her to use, instead, to protect your delicate sensibilities? That is literally what she had to do, as there is no equipment to move them through the incinerator when they're that small.

This makes no sense logically and makes it sound like you are more uncomfortable with the idea of dead babies being tossed into a crematorium.

Why do people who don't bother to read something feel they have something to contribute to a conversation?

But she literally tossed them. Maybe you should have done more than skim it.

because if you actually read the article, you would know that she literally has to toss the babies into the cremation chamber. There is no tool for inserting them like an adult.

Mmm but what word would you prefer? Throw, lob, chuck? All about the same. "Place" would be nice, but inaccurate.

I feel like this is one of those jobs I could have done a few years ago, but now that I have a child of my own I just could not handle. You are completely right; every time there is a news story about something happening to a child I immediately project my son onto the victim and it's heart-wrenching.

YEAH, CAITLIN DOUGHTY! (This is not a super appropriate response to this piece, but I just love her so much, I can't help it.)

Nerd Spotted!

David Berkowitz killed people because his dog told him to. But we're cool with kids dressing up as dogs.

Hi MidtownATLguy, I've seen your posts and I always find them thoughtful.