This comment is problematic.

the mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese and hashbrown i just shoved into my face is no longer sitting well

This is the most notable FSU suspension since when their fans had to suspend disbelief about him being a rapist.

Lesson for the day: saying, "Fuck her right in the pussy," isn't ok, but actually doing it without her consent is.

All BurtBag, all the time (week nights, that is)!

Seriously! I love that Rebecca is writing Dirt Bags now!

The first commercial is trying to teach me something I already know: life is better without pants on.

The others were good?

start with small scarfs. ;)

Dudes with lip rings are never not sketchy. Consider this your lesson for the day.

I just love when women are able to see who the real enemy is: MEN MEN MEN MEN ALWAYS MEN.

The 3rd girl didn't want to become friends with Becky and Lizzie?

That guy must be suave as hell. Would you want to be boyfriends with his 14-year-old-Hot-Topic-looking ass? I know they are teenagers, but THREE of them? If you take away one thing from this comment, it should be that "be boyfriends with" is the hot new term to use in applicable situations.

Laura's employer sounds like a great place to work.

In other news, it sounds like Brian got a little of Laura to go. Just ... not the part that he wanted. OOPS.

I read the headline and thought they dressed up like Al Capone and the like and thought, "Well, what's the big deal?"

Conservatives can't turn it off. It's like a disease.

You are such a sheeple. Everyone already knows the American/Zionist/Reptilian/Morlock Alliance will put these lasers on sharks to oppress the population of the world.

Propane? I think you mean profane. Unless you're talking about blowing up/burning the statue, which I fully condone.

You do realize that "check your privilege" is now the equivalent of "lol" in the wonderful world of internet comments~meaningless, lazy and stupid thing to throw out there. Oh, duh on me, I've just been trolled.

The guy really is a walking, talking Shakespearean character. He has inflicted so much pain on others and has also suffered unimaginable anguish.