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If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

huh, I don't give a shit about Lena Dunham but the fact that David Mamet's daughter loathes herself and her body surprises me in no way.

I'll admit I never thought Dumbledore was gay, but then again I never considered the sexuality/relationship status of any of the characters unless a relationship was mentioned.

As I get older (and chubbier) my desire to not wear clothing while at home grows stronger and stronger. I imagine the competing desire for more independence that comes with prosthetics would rage epic mind battles with the need to be naked.

Besides being irresponsible and bad role models and endangering their kids, what kind of pathetic underdeveloped 37-year-old wants to party with a bunch of 14-year-olds? Like, what would you even talk about? I'm 27 and here's the extent of my conversation with 14-year-olds:

So now Jews can't be accused of anything or it's anti-semitism? Lol.

If verified (and based on the article it seems pretty conclusive) it's fascinating. I hope they are able to solve more ancient crimes this way, and maybe also clear some people who were falsely accused. I'm also glad private money was spent on this, since there is enough of a backlog of current crimes awaiting

If Miley is staying up until 7 am messing around with "junk and shit", she doing more than smoking weed.

So here's a bit of anecdotal evidence of Russia's idiocy from my recent trip to Belgrade, where I stumbled upon a bunch of Russian tourists and we got chatting. I was walking in the park with my newborn and was approached by a couple who had strayed from their group and also had a little baby with them. Straight away

Imagine being someone who came home from WWII in the US v Russia. Your life trajectory, living experience, likelihood of famine (esp in Ukraine) and likelihood of random political imprisonment is so wildly different.

Oh Donatella my go to example for when somebody brings up possibly wanting plastic surgery.

They're both super hot but who the hell identifies with Romeo and Juliet? The same type of person who competes in beauty pageants, I guess. Everyone knows the best Shakespearean couple to emulate is the Macbeths!

I know this is not the point, but Peanut Butter Cheerios?! Yes!!

Is this just some roundabout way of her confirming those transvestite rumors about her?