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Maybe if “us” had showed up on election day, shit wouldn’t be about to get real. For all those white women we hate for voting for Trump, there’s a black one who didn’t bother to vote at all.

Nutella does indeed cause cancer. Of the marriage.

It’s fascinating that someone who spends so much time trying to keep a single word meaning exactly one thing would, no doubt, also believe that English is a language primarily because of its continual adaptations.

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Damn, the music on the show is good! The live performances have sent me running to Youtube to hear more of stuff by Jidenna and Charles Bradley, two people I hadn’t heard of Friday morning.

Adorno and Foucault?

You’ve gotten confused again, Donald. This isn’t your Twitter account.

What gang sign is that scowling child “throwing up?”

Maybe spend, like, thirty seconds watching something before you comment on it.

Siddhartha is a wonderful book that everyone should read at least once. Translated from German, its still infinitely more readable than Rand.

Because The Incredibles has charm on its side, and her prose is devoid of charm. Or even personality. Or any redeeming quality. Politics aside, it’s simply bad.

Well... bye.

Fuck your cultural relativism.

Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements

Have you considered that the sort of people involved in terrorist attacks might also be prone to attack women with machetes?

Yes. And Jack Kirby was just a guy who liked Rob Liefeld a lot, but couldn’t draw as well. That’s how “crash tunnels” became “boom tubes.”

“Forming the cuteness” doesn’t always end in death.

Settle down. We can only have one “public health crisis” at a time. It’s porn’s turn.

Please show me the poster that involves Seven of Nine’s tits.