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Maybe if “us” had showed up on election day, shit wouldn’t be about to get real. For all those white women we hate for voting for Trump, there’s a black one who didn’t bother to vote at all.

It’s fascinating that someone who spends so much time trying to keep a single word meaning exactly one thing would, no doubt, also believe that English is a language primarily because of its continual adaptations.

Adorno and Foucault?

What gang sign is that scowling child “throwing up?”

Well... bye.

Fuck your cultural relativism.

Corbin Bleu tied the knot with Sasha Clements

Have you considered that the sort of people involved in terrorist attacks might also be prone to attack women with machetes?

Settle down. We can only have one “public health crisis” at a time. It’s porn’s turn.

Her mistake was putting that woad on her legs. Sure, it made her fierce, but it totally fucked up her spatial reasoning.

It’s just an impractical knife. Who gives a shit?

Hair on the black market can go from $10 to $300 a pack...

Not to threadjack your threadjacking, but what are your thoughts about Marc Jacobs?

You a jackass.

Against Trump? It’s got my vote!

Your collection of Beanie Babies is dumb, but it’s your money so I guess it’s okay.

Yoko sounds like a PUA, which might explain a lot.