Kara, once you and Ed become BFFs, I sincerely hope you will be candid with him about how stupid that lion tattoo is.

The quality of mercy is not strained, dickcheese.

I will be back to paying $45 every two weeks for her wash, blow dry and press.

Fuck you in the ear, dickhead.

No love for The Ramones?

This is the song they play for me when I get reprogrammed after a mission.

Laundry?

I imagine Harvey Levin prays daily for Brad Pitt to go on a crack-fueled rant.

Counterpoint: Buy your own fucking microphone or get tazed to death, asshole.

The only thing that makes sense at this point is that he is secretly working for the Democratic party.

Whatever you say, hoss.

Maybe you should try to make your “point” more clear in the future, jackass.

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It’s kinda creepy when someone keeps crushing on the fifteen-year-old version of their fifteen-year-old crush for twenty years.

Maybe you should google her yourfuckingself. I’m relatively certain you’ll find something that doesn’t have to do with her hair color or Faux News.

I call “bullshit.”

More like MinimumRead. Amiright? Thanks! I’ll be here all week.

He didn’t actually say that. He said he wants to remake the show with Latina characters because they’re underrepresented on television.