Finally, Kanye says something I get. So, you know, fuck it. How about a song?

Is your fourteen-year-old dick sore yet? From all the times you’ve gotten kicked in it?

Why do rape victims get a karmic pass in your weird worldview, obvious dude?

Why does she look like she’s fifty?

u 1/2clever dik

Is your username a reference to all that?

You a lazy mofo. Typing that from your slothtree must have taken days.

Ever since every cop and fireman became a “hero” that word gets throw around a lot. I’m not sure how managing to kill back someone who is trying to kill you makes you a hero. It’s unlikely she considered all the lives she might be saving when she took his and saved her own.

Kid Rock has really come down in the world.

So, your theory is that Meatloaf is revolted/obsessed with being pegged?

Hudson Hongo has been putting in some good work on this one. And there was a(nother) cheese reference a few days ago (might’ve been Hudson) that absolutely floored me.

Sizzurp is a hell of a drug.

3.) American women are slaves of rich men.

So if you can determine whether one of your children is gay, should we pass a law saying you can’t abort a child because you found out that child is gay? Because that child is a woman? How would you feel about a law like that? What about a law regarding pop-tarts? I love pop-tarts. Would you like a pop-tart? I’ll be…

It is his crime and his punishment.

I’m almost always against unions...

Long as everything is about you and everyone else is shitty and confusing...

#blacklivesmatter has inspired many black artists to flip out about any perceived slight.

Just another example of Republicans circumventing national law with state/local dictates.