Against Trump? It’s got my vote!

Can you explain why Nora and Crybaby decided to go shoe shopping? Other than giving them an excuse to get attacked and keep us from forgetting the Mayorlady? What was their plan for getting home in the dark if they hadn’t run into Mayorlady?

Your collection of Beanie Babies is dumb, but it’s your money so I guess it’s okay.

Yoko sounds like a PUA, which might explain a lot.

Kara, once you and Ed become BFFs, I sincerely hope you will be candid with him about how stupid that lion tattoo is.

The quality of mercy is not strained, dickcheese.

If your weird bullshit that makes you internet famous fucks with my shit, I’m going to have a word with you about it.

I will be back to paying $45 every two weeks for her wash, blow dry and press.

Fuck you in the ear, dickhead.

No love for The Ramones?

This is the song they play for me when I get reprogrammed after a mission.

Laundry?

I imagine Harvey Levin prays daily for Brad Pitt to go on a crack-fueled rant.

Counterpoint: Buy your own fucking microphone or get tazed to death, asshole.

Take a breath, dummy. Step away for a bit. And, then, admit that in your eagerness to post a gif with the word “bitch” in it, you said something stupid.

The only thing that makes sense at this point is that he is secretly working for the Democratic party.

Whatever you say, hoss.