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Maybe you should try to make your “point” more clear in the future, jackass.

Blac Chyna Wants Kylie Jenner To Know She’ll Never Have A Grown Woman’s Body Like Hers... unless she stocks up on tire sealant.

It’s kinda creepy when someone keeps crushing on the fifteen-year-old version of their fifteen-year-old crush for twenty years.

Maybe you should google her yourfuckingself. I’m relatively certain you’ll find something that doesn’t have to do with her hair color or Faux News.

“Fifteen years of propaganda?”

I call “bullshit.”

More like MinimumRead. Amiright? Thanks! I’ll be here all week.

He didn’t actually say that. He said he wants to remake the show with Latina characters because they’re underrepresented on television.

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Finally, Kanye says something I get. So, you know, fuck it. How about a song?

Is your fourteen-year-old dick sore yet? From all the times you’ve gotten kicked in it?

Why do rape victims get a karmic pass in your weird worldview, obvious dude?

Why does she look like she’s fifty?

Jeez. Don’t you know that the market can regulate itself? All it takes is a few hundred people to die, and then the sandwich shop goes out of business because almost no one wants to eat there. Stupid nanny-state loving lefty.

I feel the same way about baseball.

u 1/2clever dik

Is your username a reference to all that?

You a lazy mofo. Typing that from your slothtree must have taken days.

Ever since every cop and fireman became a “hero” that word gets throw around a lot. I’m not sure how managing to kill back someone who is trying to kill you makes you a hero. It’s unlikely she considered all the lives she might be saving when she took his and saved her own.

Kid Rock has really come down in the world.

A hundred years from now, you’ll be considered incredibly racist.