So if you can determine whether one of your children is gay, should we pass a law saying you can’t abort a child because you found out that child is gay? Because that child is a woman? How would you feel about a law like that? What about a law regarding pop-tarts? I love pop-tarts. Would you like a pop-tart? I’ll be…

It is his crime and his punishment.

I’m almost always against unions...

Long as everything is about you and everyone else is shitty and confusing...

#blacklivesmatter has inspired many black artists to flip out about any perceived slight.

Just another example of Republicans circumventing national law with state/local dictates.

Hell, it’s a t-shirt.

My kid sees me vacuum the floor; he wants to do that, too.

I must have missed the latest bad dad jokes. Sick 3s?

You know that you and everything you own now smells like leftover curry, right?

Just ignore him. He’s guarding your place for free.

BOOM!

#fivehead

A bit of googling will reveal that Suge deserves a toilet that doesn’t flush at all.

Exactly. Every hamster dies, but not every hamster truly lives.

This is nice, but it was better when it was Portishead. Or was it Tricky?

Dago pleaded not guilty on all charges, including DUI manslaughter, vehicular homicide, and two counts of DUI with damage to a person.

..and angered Chatsworth dorky-ass school administration.

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